I'll just leave this here....

YES.

Nope, in advertising. Drunk-at-work is our natural resting state.

Not enough voters are concerned with the "Definitional Problem" of Republicans.

If a person does not consent to a sex act, it is rape.

Holy Shit! You guys have some very scary people in your country!! I can't even get my head around people not understanding the definition of rape (it's NON CONSENSUAL sex!!) Do they suspect they might have previously raped people and instead of facing that decide it's a question of definition?

UPDATE: He lost.

I have a problem with defining Lindsay Graham as a human entity. If I redefine him as an insect, am I then allowed to squish him until he crunches and squirts evil-smelling liquid across my kitchen floor?

I'm a little drunk at work, so I'm just gonna say Lindsey Graham and his ilk need to mind their own fucking beeswax where abortion is concerned, and focus on shit that's ACTUALLY killing America, like limited access to healthcare and unlimited access to Crunchwrap Supremes. Not that I wouldn't slap a nun for a…

I'm sorry - is this guy saying that the rape problem on this planet is really just semantics? Definitional rape is the new rape rape is the new legitimate rape? Ugh.

You know what pisses me off? That for oblivious white dudes like Graham, rape is a "definitional" or "intellectual" issue because they can never ever comprehend the fact that for women, rape is a visceral embodied issue and almost every day of our lives, we have to compute a million different ways to protect…

I have a definitional problem with conservative, redneck douchebags who insist on puppeteering uteruses.

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

Awwww, he thinks he's being creative and edgy! That's adorable.

Check this part out:

First of all, how on earth did you get a copy of this? When I sent it out I explicitly wrote PRIVATE DO NOT SHARE (in all caps like that) at the top. I'd like to point our that whoever leaked this removed that, so by law, reprinting this is illegal. I know this because my father is very rich, runs Fowler Enterprises,…

I love these emails! They are like watching animals at a zoo. How the fuck is every member of the sorority expected to own all these highly specific articles of clothing? What if my only pair of nude wedges is ever-so-slightly scuffed?

I know people who work front office for Investment banks who are 'straight-up depressing to talk to' and you'd swear had no intelligence. Not sure thats a great criteria.

I hope you're joking because I am a teacher and I have two master degrees. My mother has a PhD in education and all of her sisters were teachers. We are all very smart and capable women who have worked hard to improve our reservation.

When I was doing my B.Ed to qualify as a high school teacher, I was 21. Some of my students were 18. EVEN THEN, I was like '100% nope forever' with regards to even looking at them that way, without even getting into the gross abuse of a position of responsibility. I. just. do. not. understand. this apparent wave of…