Apparently, they were Too Drunk to Fuck. I'm glad he was able to provide a reasonable alternative in her time of need.

God, quit trying to ruin everything by tying it to weight. Let us have this one thing.

Not all men just a third of them.

LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.

God the fucking male entitlement just starts SO. EARLY.

My New Year's Resolution to be nice and zen about shit is causing me no end of upset. Fuck it. I'm with you. Although, I'm flexible. A bus or a train. I'm not picky.

I know it's the new year and we're supposed to be making resolutions and trying to be better people and whatever, but fuck it. I really, from the bottom of my heart, hope this woman gets hit by a bus.

i would kill for her to go on the daily show

"Can you imagine putting your dick in that?"

That's my dream vaction. Two weeks in the Dominican Republic listening to some sadsack moping about Amy. "Amy used to make the best blueberry pancakes. Amy used to give the best rim jobs. I just...I just miss Amy so much. She completed me." ¡Muy caliente!

This is either a decent romantic comedy* or a terrible slasher flick**.

Yeah I've heard of people being legally punished for saying racist things. The U.S. would never do that, but you can get fired from your job or kicked out of school.

I'm going to assume Canada has roughly the same free speech the U.S. does with similar exceptions for hate speech and incitement to violence and the same extension of the same free speech rights to critics.

Really Dalhousie? You let this sort of thing go on? And to think I used to think of you as a potential safety school for if I didn't get into U of T, McGill, Queens, Western, UBC, St. Mary's or Ottawa.

And invite their parents.

They really should be expelled. Guys who think drugging and raping people is funny should not have access to the drugs that dentists so commonly use to numb pain or make people unconscious.

"Make them read the posts publicly to their assembled classmates. In a room. Live."

This is gonna be harsh... but screw it.