That's how I do it. Oh wait, that's another thing I do just because I enjoy it, and not because I spend any time wandering around worrying about old pussy, unless it's my actual 20 year old cat hoarking on the new carpet.

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHIT OH NO OH FUCK NO FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK IT.

Now I can't stop picturing a vagina left in an alley living out of a cardboard box like a stray dog fighting off the rest of the stray vagina pack to try and get penis scraps out of the dumpster.

My friend, who is one of the most talented 'regular' tattooists around, has a side specialty doing nipples on women with mastectomies. She goes hyperrealist with them, including a faint shadow around the lower edge to imply dimensionality. I was really impressed to find out about her secret specialty, it's such a cool…

I read these stories and I wonder why so many people are opposed to joining a trade union and fighting for better terms and conditions.

Thanks for sharing that video! I am now even more obsessed.

I discovered the photos were shot by Richardson today when I saw she posted the cover on instagram, and I was THIIIIIIIIIS close to being one of those obsessive instagram fans who writes essays in the comment sections. It really hurt me. I want to love you Nicki, PLEASE don't work with rapists! (That goes for you to…

I am so glad that you had a wonderful wedding, but there are plenty of women who don't want to get married, or don't want a wedding, or find joy in other things. There are also plenty of people who find nothing but pain and suffering in marriage. What works for you doesn't work for everyone, and pitying other women…

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

Thank you, and everyone for your kind comments. Living through it and coming out on the other side when I was mired so deep and could see no way out has brought strength and clarity. Thank you to all the Jezzies who've unknowingly helped me along my daily journey. Years later, I'm making sure I'm better every day,…

I have a goodie! Three years ago, my grandmother on my mom's side decided since my sister and I didn't have children, she wasn't speaking to us. Mind you, I was 24 and my sister was 21. Both very single.

I understand that distinction, but I'm still appalled that they are being tried as adults. It just seems so wrong and so misguided. The difference between 12 and 18 is pretty significant, and when you add to that mental illness? I just don't see how they can argue that these two are, essentially, adults when they so…

prince harry doing good work makes me want to think about his butt even more than i normally do, tbh.

I've had many of these conversations over the past several months. And I've been trying to sharpen my perspective on this problem, the problem of the "how do I help," question. I offer these comments with compassion and great respect for your commitment to children and families:

Just help. Just do what your…

Every time I read an article explaining how white people who think they are helping really aren't... this is the response from so many white people. "I don't know what to do then, maybe I should just do nothing?" If we stay inactive with the excuse of "not accidentally making things worse," we're letting the racist…

My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.

The most memorable, however, was several…

This is so so sooooo important. I don't remember the first time I had an orgasm from masturbating, but I was definitely in my 20s. I only JUST had my first with a partner at the age of 34. From the time I had my first kiss at 13 and then first had sex at 19, I've understood my sexuality as something for boys/men to…

My life is full of women who do not masturbate. Strong, successful, beautiful women who are embarrassed to touch themselves. I had no idea it was an issue until I started talking to my adult friends about it. As a child I had several friends who were very open about masturbation, including myself. We never had an…