I had serious problems with reading comprehension that suddenly resolved when I turned 28. When I turned 29, I suddenly understood the trigonometry that I couldn't understand at all in high school. I could not remember directions or landmarks until I was 30. I was barely able to pass foreign language classes in…

This was my first thought too. At least even if that's the case, we can feel positively about the fact that it must mean dads are contributing more to childcare if they are sleepless too?

So, Buzzfeed is reporting that the image originally came from a Revenge Porn site. If so, I think it would be nice for Jez to take that photo down.

Question: Are we sure this photo was taken with the intent that it be posted on the Internet? Or is it a revenge porn photo that went viral—in which case, it really would disappoint me that Jezebel reposted it, no matter how much it has been reposted elsewhere.

lol @ Ken Jennings

A cunt-n-paste mix-up.

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.

That opening has clearly been filled...

Vanessa Hudgens throughout the years of Coachella. The blonde ombre is from this year. I think she might get the Lifetime Achievement Award of Douchebaggery at Coachella. Ugh.

This kid has a glorious career in the intelligence community ahead of her.

I worked as a bar tender at a supper club one summer. It was fun. The guests were mostly regulars, and the food was inspiring.

"Last night in Los Angeles, the stars gathered for the MTV Movie Awards, also known as the most fake, most C-list, most staged, most irrelevant of the movie awards."

Backstreet's back alright? CLEARLY NOT ALRIGHT. Alternatively, she is pouting about the brown haired man's unfortunate choice of footwear.

What's a reddit?

Every teacher I ever had loved this exchange: "Can I go the bathroom?" "I don't know, CAN you?" "UGH. MAY I go to the bathroom?" I think middle school teachers feed off the eye rolls of teenagers.

Psst. Teachers are on to you.

After my husband put his 2 weeks in as GM of a family restaurant (so you know this is gonna be good), they were on a 30 minute wait on a Friday night. Two women came in with 5 kids, so a 7 top. They're quoted 40 minutes, and after 10, start bitching to the host stand about how terrible they are at doing their jobs,…

Oooh. May I?

THESE ARE ALL WONDERFUL!