OR...that Cressida is pregola. That would be a nice knicker-bunching scandal for Das Haus of Vindsor.

If I were William or Kate, I would drop hints *all the time* just to troll the gossip mongers.

Royal Wine is not like Commoner Wine, and will just insure that the Royal Fetus is pleasantly disinterested in his/her surroundings once he/she has emerged from the Royal Womb.

1. Re: Will & Kate - I officially don't give a shit because my ancestors left their island in, like, the 17th century and I hate the way you can never turn italics off on Kinja. But you can make them bold. Forgot what I was trying to say about britroyals. Dang. Fuck you kinja.

I am so glad someone else thought of Today's Special!

But it could be so fun to have a mannequin come alive at night!

I have narrowed it down to five possibilities:

I've always heard that the Queen has lead (? or something equally heavy) sown into the seams, to prevent the Marilyn Monroe.

Not sex. Not by any definition.

Material science is cool.

Listen, I am sure this necrophiliac sea shanty has been taken entirely out of context.

First, let me give a slow clap for the headline.

I think most people know that fraternities differ in their cultures from campus to campus if they've been exposed to them... But the vast majority still throw parties to try and get the Freshmen girls drunk. The university I went to actually had frats kill someone in…

Remember folks, there's no such thing as "rape culture"! Everyone knows rape is a horrible crime, what do you mean it's normalized in our society?!

Jesus fucking Christ, every time I thought I had surely reached the bottom of the barrel I scrolled down a little further and read the next sentence. Disbanding is too good for these little creeps, they should probably be forced to notify their new neighbors when they move to a new house like sex offenders.

You owe toddlers an apology.

All he should have said was, "I'm sorry for creeping on a 17 year old. I learned my lesson." Not, social media is hard and I'm a celebrity, waaaah. Stop spinning. Just stop. It's not even a convincing argument.

One time a dude was like, "Wanna see my dick?" and I was like "Yes, please" and I stood there waiting. And he eventually walked away. I'm not quite sure what I would have done if he had whipped it out. Probably laughed and made a joke.

ohhhh, I don't know, Ms. Rose. I think this one takes the cake on the "craziest roomie ad". Saw this one a long while back.... he's still posting regularly.