Cooper: (leashed to a tree in the front yard, gazes longingly through the window at the food, light, warmth and merriment inside)

Fuck me, a Canadian team is going to win the Stanley Cup, aren’t they?

I’d like to mention you omitted Jeet Heer, and how that relates to today’s Pepe meme culture (1/78)

My friend Homer works at a plant and said that you can just get one of those Dunking Bird office toys to hit the over-ride button... nobody will know....

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

I totally misread that as a Batman game with Damon Wayans...

Omfg perfect, now make one in resin that can live in my garden! #nerdlandscaper

Fuck, this comment section is Deadspin at its absolute worst. Fuck everyone here who thinks Mixon was in the right, or that his reaction was understandable.

Go on. I can’t finish if you don’t go on.

Residents of Cobb County now looking to move to San Diego.

i know, what are we, gods?

Aw, cute - he’s using the same routine his dad’s team uses on the field:

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

A few.

I can’t imagine picturing Elba and McConaughey as those two; I first read “The Gunslinger” decades ago. In my mind, Roland is sort of like Mark Twain’s description of the coyote from “Roughing It,” ‘The coyote is a long, slim, sick and sorry-looking skeleton, with a gray wolfskin stretched over it, a tolerably bushy…

You seem to have closed the fantasy football story comments, so here’s my team & I’m sure hoping that Baltimore doesn’t ball out tonight. I’d be quite happy surviving Moncrief & Wilson if so :)

I went out, had the lobster bisque, we elected Trump and yadda, yadda, yadda, Я никогда не говорил по-английски снова.

We now know why his hands are so small, the water in the pool was cold.