Maybe President-elect Trump can come up with some government subsidies to retain this job in Indiana.

Sherman calls someone out for being a poor winner and disrespecting other fans?

Socialism for the rich, capitalism for the rest.

All I want to know is: Why does LeBatard dress like Justin Beiber? He looks absolutely ridiculous.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Stop trying to make ketch happen.

Pictured: Steve Smith

Religion was the original fake news.

This line is good as hell.

Same.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

nah

Stick to THE APOCALYPSE, Barry! No one cares about any of this stuff now!

Yeah. This was my first trip to the Derby. ETA: I watched this. I was the one wrestling.

Any opportunity to share this is a good one:

Where’s the physical evidence? I can’t even eat Cheetos without being covered in dust, never mind being groped by one...

Has anyone tried throwing salt on him though?

He sounded like Gail the Snail from Always Sunny.