I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

I hope everyone who has damaged the world with this nonsense feels guilty as all hell for the rest of their lives.

Can we end gender reveal parties? Please?

It’s a good thing for his new wife that people aren’t going to the gym very often with Covid

There’s something about this letter that comes off as almost....proud(?) of how much influence they think they have over their ex. Couching it in self flagellation is adding victimhood to narcissism.

Katie Porter is my fucking hero.

I think it’s worth mentioning that the NRA’s leadership has also been extremely instrumental in destroying the NRA. 

anyone else feeling realllllllly fuckin tired of the people who could have spoken up prior to him being elected but thought.... “nah, I’ll wait til I can make money off of my country turning into a dumpster fire and hundreds of thousands of people are dead”

The absurdity of all this is that college admissions is so fraught with legitimate backdoor entries for unqualified students, that resorting to malfeasance should never have been necessary.  I’d wager they could’ve just as easily gotten their kids into USC if they’d just outright donated that money to the university.

Oh, definitely, but you have to eat, well, like the Inuit. Lots of meat fat, organ meats, and everything has to be raw or super-rare. Lean meats will send you into “rabbit starvation” pretty quickly, even aside from plain old scurvy.

You’d think so. But those very same people have also made it abundantly clear they will willingly shoot their own dick off to keep Trump in office.

Those morons from St Louis or whatever with the guns, who got their professional lives wrecked and are getting charged with crimes I’m pretty sure, are gonna speak at the RNC? Are you serious? That’s absolutely insane.

I just heard a commentator on MSNBC make an interesting point. It’s quite obvious, but it had not occurred to me.

Not only did the Senate Intelligence Committee conclude that Russia interfered in 2016, but that the Trump campaign sure as fuck colluded (especially Manafort and Stone) and Russia is still interfering in 2020. It’s worth taking a closer look at!

Ben Shapiro is that guy from college who wants to convince you the female orgasm is a myth and the clitoris doesn’t have any nerve endings.

“Congratulations, Shapiro, for letting us all know that a wet pussy is a foreign concept for both you and your wife.”

Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

People did go to HR, and were shown the door shortly after.

If that workplace has become so toxic their first stop should have been HR not fucking twitter.