I don’t think Melania is his emotional support being - I bet his late nights are spent on the phone with, like, Tucker Carlson and Roger Stone.

Yes, because people who survive serious illnesses always fully recover.

No, they would never do that.

If anyone thinks Trump is now taking COVID-19 serious and that's why the convention was cancelled they're fooling themselves. He knew there would be another small crowd and didn't want to be embarrassed again.

oh. my god. I took one look at that picture and was shocked that jez would use a photoshop of his face on her head. and then I realized... yikes.

If I looked that much like my dictator-lite uncle, I’d get a lot of plastic surgery just to erase the resemblance.

With the caveat that I’m no great beauty, l’d like to say that the trump gene is not one of refinement or pulchritude. No wonder ivanka had to have so much plastic surgery.

When friends have their first kids and they ask me what its like, I tell them ‘prepare for gut wrenching fear that never ends, but is totally worth it’, because of stuff like this, or worse.

They are literally the most uncomfortable chairs I can think of and automatically make your ass go numb within minutes and yet!

Exactly! They always look so comfortable, but they really, really aren’t.

“C...O...G...and we love spelling, don’t we folks? The vowels and the continents and the big, big words. And I know words, probably better than dictionaries. In fact, I had a dictionary doctor tell me once that they thought I should’ve become a dictionary since I knew such good word spelling. And I had a word come up…

“The doctor man even put a big gold star and a smiley face on my paper! I got to keep the crayons!”

And I proved I was all there, because I aced it, I aced the test.

TBF, if I was watching him successfully point to a picture of a lion when asked, I too would be “very surprised”

a show of incredible mental acuity that doctors found both surprising and “unbelievable.”

Seems like strategy to me. Throw the Squad and the whole progressive machine behind Booker and measure the real appetite for the leftward shift. Set up McGrath as much less scary than who the “socialists” prefer... scare the bejeezus out of McConnell when he sees how close the race was and force him to reckon with the…

Your comment gave me a hearty laugh. 

. . . including a rare 1560 stipo a bambocci carved wooden cabinet made in Genoa and a Louis XIII homme-debout (“standing man”) armoire, so named because, during the Reign of Terror, a gentleman could hide inside one.

They should be locked up, as I’m pretty sure brandishing a deadly weapon, unprovoked, is a fucking crime. Also, you could make a pretty decent argument that if anyone of the protesters had been carrying (concealed carry is legal in Missouri with the appropriate permits) they would have been justified in firing at…