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Aug 10
88

Congratulations, Shapiro, for letting us all know that a wet pussy is a foreign concept for both you and your wife.” Read more

Aug 10
213

Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

Jul 23
42

I don’t think Melania is his emotional support being - I bet his late nights are spent on the phone with, like, Tucker Carlson and Roger Stone.

Jul 23
135

If anyone thinks Trump is now taking COVID-19 serious and that's why the convention was cancelled they're fooling themselves. He knew there would be another small crowd and didn't want to be embarrassed again.

Jul 15
8

oh. my god. I took one look at that picture and was shocked that jez would use a photoshop of his face on her head. and then I realized... yikes.

Jul 15
9

If I looked that much like my dictator-lite uncle, I’d get a lot of plastic surgery just to erase the resemblance.

Jul 15
14

With the caveat that I’m no great beauty, l’d like to say that the trump gene is not one of refinement or pulchritude. No wonder ivanka had to have so much plastic surgery.

Jul 13
42

When friends have their first kids and they ask me what its like, I tell them ‘prepare for gut wrenching fear that never ends, but is totally worth it’, because of stuff like this, or worse. Read more

Jul 10
16

They are literally the most uncomfortable chairs I can think of and automatically make your ass go numb within minutes and yet!

Jul 10
21

Exactly! They always look so comfortable, but they really, really aren’t.

Jul 10
171

“C...O...G...and we love spelling, don’t we folks? The vowels and the continents and the big, big words. And I know words, probably better than dictionaries. In fact, I had a dictionary doctor tell me once that they thought I should’ve become a dictionary since I knew such good word spelling. And I had a word come up Read more

Jul 10
57

TBF, if I was watching him successfully point to a picture of a lion when asked, I too would be “very surprised”