That’s what THEY want you to believe. #staywoke

He does make a good point: it sure is awfully convenient that it takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, and a year to orbit the Sun.

Nerd alert.

It’s lunchtime you asshole.

that was a lot of setup for minimal payoff.

A Seahawk had a problem with how somebody else plays football?

Shall we stop clicking here for the next four years

Shall we stop clicking here for the next four years, since we know we will only get the same hate rephrased every time? That’s my plan.

They had every call except the only one I wanted to hear

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Aww...How adorable. You can tell he’s having little Billy dreams about throwing Surface tablets and murdering transients in his basement.

Always a tea-bag truther in the crowd

Samir. Samir Nahh-gon-work-here-anymore.

WHERE IS THE MONGOLIAN WRESTLING PROTEST?!?!?!

Canadian sports fans will remember a lot of this, because the interplay between Usain Bolt and Andre de Grasse was showcased a lot, probably too much.

Yup. I’m moved from being aghast at this election to Let It All Burn. Let rural America die quick. Before America as a whole will come together to challenge 21st century issues (and the ever continuing pre 21st century issues of racism, sexism, etc) we are going to have to feel something much worse than the Great…

Good. Fuck’em!

“Can you hear me now?”

That’s not how you rip an apple, brah