I was in line at Wal-Mart a little over a year ago, just as students were arriving at UNH. There were two freshman women in line ahead of me, with their mothers. The cashier told them if they have any problems, seek out her son, who is a campus police officer. Well, knowing how that works out, I spoke up and said,…

I’m all for deer taking down cross country runners as long as they eat all the meat.

Future news:
Cleveland browns sign Deer from Facebook video to play middle line backer.

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

Kathryn Smith is on the field and he’s not.

Can the NFL please die, already?

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

Go to bed, Skip.

How dare you compare garbage men to those dickbags. Garbage men are heroes. These guys are assholes.

The things a lady has to do for a green card.

Some of his best work has been done while off the ice.

So that’s why her dad hates Obama.

Nice try, but everyone knows a mulatto cock is half black and half white.

I’m pretty sure I have “Mulatto Cock” on my Amazon Wishlist.

She’s not good at cyber!

I am shocked-SHOCKED! that no Zubaz are in that video.

This evidence seems pretty damning:

Kessel was wearing his Halloween costume, “Middle School Social Studies Teacher.”

The first picture looks like 2 hockey players and the guy who rented them a car.