PLEASE KEEP YOUR HAPPINESS TO A MINIMUM. Some of us are trying to be miserable.

he said crowd

He’s wheelie,wheelie mad.

Year 19: Oh come on, MORE Nationwide jingles?????

“See what you get when you pay Fitz?” --Bills fans everywhere

“This is why you can’t have a woman in charge of important decisions”

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

There’s nothing good about who you are or what you do.

We had tix but didn’t go bc my dog got too blacked out before the game. She’s still a good dog though.

My dog is mean as F yo

LOL, Right on.

RIP Harambe

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s noodley appendage touch them all.

Who cares? Tebow is about to make baseball great again.

“Miami leads the league in APE (average player erectitude)“

The white sunglasses really does sell it. I would be shocked if there wasn’t a white belt involved as well.