Boot sir....

Couple things,

This is an innaccuate statement, WGR (Flagship station of the Bills) is saying that Peterman is a career backup, and most true blue (collar) Bills fans call up daily and spooge about Chad Fricking Kelley and how he is going to be the best thing ever. One of the morning dicks on WGR is scared shitless of Mahomes cause…

It’s wasn’t me...

95% of us are dropping deuces right now, pretty sure that’s why cell phones were invented

Well my dad says that most of the time they don’t even run down the court

So. Stupid.

Great opening sentence

Meh, I have seen a grown man naked though

There are shockingly few Airplane references in the comment section...Light Reading, anyone???

It’s good to see the geniuses at the MLB offices are taking giant leaps forward to reduce mere minutes from individual games in a sport which the season is about 5 months too long and 100 games too many. That’ll really bring them in “Hey it only takes 5.5 hrs to watch a game now!!!!”.

Turn down for (BasssketBaallll)

When I grow up I want to be one of the harvesters of the sea

Chewbacca is a Wookiee from Endor, that doesn’t make SENSE!!!!

Interesting...I’d think people in AZ wouldn’t have to stay in the house for 8 mos out of the year to prevent freezing their balls off, and therefore would give less fucks if a stupid team lost a game.

Yoooo, Jae, What did the five fingahs say to the FACE?!?!?!

Phish is the shit fer real

Zett should have shot at Miller’s 5 hole, it’s always wiiiide open

Fuck you America, I fucking knew you bunch of fucking idiots were gonna do this shit.