I hearby nominate Nick Offerman to be granted the title of Great American, so he can take his place in the pantheon alongside Woodie Guthrie, Rosa Parks, and Mr. Rogers.

$5 says there’s a large overlap between the guys who think Walter White is a badass and the guys who think Rick is a badass.

I would watch a show in which she moved to New Orleans and became a Private Investigator, with the Heck family occasionally dropping by to wish her luck.

No they aren’t.

Yes. Mr. Neilen specifically mentions Maher’s thinly veiled islamaphobia in the article.

Quick, nobody correct them!

Seriously, this person said they live in a place where a chicken coop is $2,000 a month. Can you see my eye roll from over here in the Bay?

It was the closest thing they had before you showed up in the thread.

You’re exactly the type of customer who servers avoid like the plague if they’ve had the misfortune of dealing with you before. If you keep getting shitty service at the same places, it’s because servers talk and they know better than to waste their time catering to a prick who won’t tip worth a damn.

Wait...do you think the server asking YOU how YOUR meal is is being done for the server’s benefit? Wow...

You are a piece of shit, you arrogant motherfucker.

You both just really, REALLY made my day. +infinity stars for both you

Hey! Don’t call us a community! We’re an autonomous collective.

I once saw Snagglepuss outside. He was going to the bathroom.

Was that before or after you ate your weight in Godfather’s pizza?

Update: Turns out that the tweeter mis-identified the person in front of her in the dark theater as Greta Gerwig. It was all a mistake. It was really Emma Thompson.

Wing Attack Plan R

“Hey, I also want to kill, um, fifty-*five* per cent of the population!”

You’re not even actually “offensive,” though. You’re just mildly obnoxious and predictable. It’s like South Park, as written by Chuck Lorre. Bless.

Nah, THAT is an arguement. What DBZ fans are going to war over is how faggy that Super show was and how it literally spit in the face of the entire franchise and all of it’s fans.