Every time I hear “Hiddlestoners,” I’m like: really? That’s the best fan-girl name you could come up with?

Dammit. And there I was, all these years, making love on a bed FOR WAR.

Part of the fun of Rocky Horror is that its not all the beautiful people. Nothing against these guys, but DAMN, it looks like its going to be a hot teens Disney Channel presents Rocky Horror. With Laverne Cox, who comparatively is going to look like the mom of the cast.

No. all these people are WAY too attractive for Rocky Horror, a movie about a house of misfits.

WE ARE NOT OKAY.

As President, I will defend our #2A right to keep and bear arms the window seat in the second row.

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

I care.

I don’t know why he emailed you instead of talking to you, I don’t know why he thought you might have lost them. You have a legitimate reason to be irritated about that because all he had to do was talk to you about it in person.

She’s pushing 60 and her character has spent the last 3+decades trying to hold a galaxy together. Something is wrong with her face?

Reporter: Hey Mark, where did you get those earrings?

This American Life did a story about a guy who cloned his pet bull. While the bull had the same DNA and looked just like the original, the cloned bull ended up with a different personality completely. I’m not really in favor of cloning pets, particularly when there are plenty of homeless animals out there, but…

he must be celebrating Festivus, which usually begins with the Airing of Grievances. You’ll know for sure when he starts either A. doing actually Feats of Strength or B. Talking a lot about Crossfit PRs.

It’s like Christopher Walken’s heavier, not-as-lucky brother who watches a lot of TV.

He looks like he smells like cigarettes and old spice.

Ok Kylie. Let’s talk.

Man, if only they’d remembered to add:

Is DJ moving back home? Or did she buy the house? Did she buy it from her dad? What kind of job does she have that she can afford a Victorian single family home in San Francisco? IS DJ TANNER A TECH BILLIONAIRE?!

It’s a tough call. When it involves my person, my spouse doesn’t “let” me do anything. But when it comes to shared things (house, kids, finances) sometimes we “let” each other do things. Like he “let” me get a cat because I “let” him replace an uninsured lost blackberry (Maria the WonderCat lasted longer than the damn…

I have watched videos on this and I still can’t do it. So I say well done!