That kind of trip is my nightmare. I’m all about the spreadsheet itinerary. I even plan when I’m going to “relax” while on vacation.

My husband and I spent a week doing an adventurous type of honeymoon and that was followed by a week in a beach house. The first week we didn't do it once, the second week we made up for it. We lived together for a year before the wedding, so I think that is why we weren't as worried about sexing it up the whole time.

SLO?

Having sex with the parent of your fiancé is a definite deal breaker. I would vomit until I turned inside out if I found out my husband had sex with one of my parents. If I was the girl, I wouldn't want to know about my fiancé sexing up my dad. Ignorance is bliss. I hope he doesn't spill those beans with her...

I would describe Madonna as more of a stand up anecdotalist.

I'm going to Europe this month for 3 weeks and I am going to attempt to only take a carry on. I bought some of these online to help with organizing/compressing my clothes. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00F3Z…

I’m too lazy to check ALL the comments, but has anyone mentioned Deadwood or Sturgis Bike Rally?

The worst offender from my childhood was Saved by the Bell. A warning to others: don’t watch as an adult, it will taint your beautiful memories of Bayside High.

This reminded me of when I was in 6th grade and overheard a conversation between two of my very macho guy friends. They were going on and on about the "hot chick" in the music group Hanson. To be fair, Taylor was a very pretty boy. I could have corrected them, but I was enjoying the moment too much.

I tend to give cash because, never fail, the wedding date sneaks up on me and I end up buying a wedding card the morning of the ceremony. The only issue with that is that I have been to two weddings where I gave cash and then never received a thank you card. So the scenario is that either the couples are ungrateful…

I'm going to Cinque Terre next month. Any tips?

When I was a kid I dressed up as Frederick Douglass, black face and all. To be fair, I was 10 years old in a very white area, so I didn't know that I was being potentially racist. My parents were also innocent in this because they aren't the type of people who would offend others on purpose. I just wanted to look as…

Food trucks are a big deal in Portland. A fave of mine is the Brunch Box.

I had a high school boyfriend who would write me poetry like this... I had no idea what it was about 90% of the time. I felt like a kindergarten teacher looking over a student's artwork. Is it a dog? Is it a dinosaur? Fuck it, A for effort.

I was expecting your dress to look more like this.

I just watched "Fault in Our Stars" last week and every time he came on the screen I wanted to vomit because his charactor was so douchey. I'm starting to think that he may not have been acting in that film.

I was able to remain friendly with one ex through our college years, but we rarely hung out. We dated for 2 1/2 years and were each other's first loves. We were a very drama-free couple and had a pretty amicable breakup. Basically, we were young and not 100% right for each other. We did not hang out very much after…

Are there any articles that list the types of PPE used at her hospital? I'm specifically curious about the protective gowns— were they disposable or reusable?

My dog loves his kennel and he still uses it for sleeping at night and taking naps. Look at BowhausNYC for cute crate covers. I have one for his kennel and love it.

I would highly recommend kennel training. I had my dog potty trained and sleeping through the night in two weeks. Also, lots of praise and treats when he goes potty outside. Never punish him if he goes potty inside because it is YOUR fault for not watching him carefully. Good luck!