*stand out in a crowd of 7 billion.

Hmmm... 8/10, would watch.

Because shame is still one of the few effective social manipulation tools where narcissists are concerned.

Are they still teaching at those schools? Might be fun to check that out and email them as an adult to see if they’ve learned anything since...

Two questions: which high school was this? And is this person still teaching there? If they are, that sounds like something to address with the principal/administrators of the school...

“I wish these changes occurred when I was still serving. What a time we’re living in.”

This is an underrated comment.

Oooo, yikes is the perfect response. I’d love to know if that’s a bad translation of a foreign family name or more along the lines of “Cooper” as a surname.

WHAT. IS GOING. ON.

I think you’re right! Shaped like a border collie but a lot of Shepard features :)

Not only your mother! He once very rudely grabbed my grandma’s ass in an elevator in the sixties and she has never stopped being mad about it.

I assume you meant “private” but now i’m imagining a pirate taxi firm and i’m delighted so thank you for that. Would definitely take a PirateCab for all occasions.

That has to be the most useful skill any human can have, haha! I don't envy you the road there but I sure to envy the ability to not lose my shit at screaming people.

From an article I read recently, if I remember correctly I believe university is free up to a doctorate degree there.

Have done.

This comment is perfection. I hope you're laughing as hard as I am at the folk who took it all serious-like.

I feel like eight years of public transport ANYWHERE would harden a person, let alone Oakland. You fight the good fight, my friend; keep up the good work.

Or maybe plenty of women already do ask men out, and they just don’t do it in an overly aggressive and relentless way? Why on Earth would you assume women don’t ask men out? Not every woman does, but plenty do, I and all my friends included. Just because you’re not getting asked out by women doesn’t mean they’re not…

I like that this kind of looks like a snapchat. It made me do a double take haha.

Wait, what else is legal to do but illegal to hire someone to do??