“don’t stoop so low” hahahaha I’m sorry for laughing because this seems to be a bit of sore spot for you but damn if that wasn’t especially hilarious given the comment. My apologies but also gratitude for the giggles on a really rough morning.

I am so glad someone is as excited as I am about this!! SCIENCE! Bears are science-y magic.

DEETS, chicka-boom!! Please, all the deets!

LOLWUT ALL I SEE HERE IS “bronono” and I am DETERMINED to now say that as much as possible at all times in my life.

Yeah, what the fuck was that?? Unnecessary link is gross and unnecessary. 

I just made a gurgling noise aloud imagining how annoying that must have been.

Your are doing good work, my friend. Internet high-five to you, from someone with neither the patience nor eloquence you possess :)

I agree. Schweddy, I think you are underestimating how fantastic of a response that was. A+ and may your life be forever douchebag-free :)

Glad you said it so I didn’t have to :)

Super interesting for Ballast Point, too, given that the Sculpin is kind of their main face. It may even be their flagship, but I’m not totally sure. I’ll be keeping an eye out to see what they’ll be doing after this!

Mmmmm, hops. *dazed look of happiness*

*awkwardly loud laugh-snort*

Genuinely curious, what sort of interests did you develop that you found women like?

Hooollyyy shiiiiiit. That adds a VERY interesting layer of fucked-up to this, indeed. I am gonna google that fucker. Thank you for the heads up; I can’t speak for the other USA Jezzies but you were correct about at least this American having had no idea who he is.

I FORGOT ABOUT “NEVER GET INVOLVED IN A LAND WAR IN ASIA” AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD NOW. Bravo, friend.

I had never read this poem. It made me cry. Thank you for posting it.

That struck me very deeply when I read that detail as well.

That is HORRIFYING and also I have always loved your username. So D: but also :)

This comment is not getting enough stars and I am very disappointed.

I have to go back up and read the story now but I wanted to scroll down and comment on how AMAZING this article’s header image is. Great work by... Angelica Alzona, it says. Keep up the good work, girl!!