Oh my god, they look PERFECT for each other. Everything about this picture is perfection.

Sounds to me like you might have an allergy! I have a psychotropic allergy to dextromethorphan (active ingredient in robitussin) and had basically that exact same experience when I discovered the allergy. Changed my entire personality; drug allergies are nothing to mess with! Glad to hear you've recovered and are…

I genuinely just pulled a muscle laughing at this. Spot-motherfucking-on.

Ohhhh man, haven't seen that one in a long time. This was the PERFECT comment to bust it out to, also. Excellent work, A+ internetting.

You just broke my funny bone. I can't stop laughing.

My family used to go to a Unitarian church when I was a kid but then this giant rolling oak wet bar fell on me and broke my jaw and they pretty much gave up on church after that.

Oh god, I DIE. This is fantastic.

Right?? I've always just brought penis-shaped things!

WHY AREN’T THERE MORE STARS?

As a server who also splits large parties regularly, I do have to add that depending on the software you use at your restaurant/bar, it can be either extremely easy or extremely difficult. Our current system makes it freakishly difficult which makes checks take a lot longer to find/organize/separate which leads to a…

This needs a LOT more stars. I laughed heartily aloud when I found it in the greys and would have been even more pleased to enjoy that laugh sooner.

I am not a religious person as of yet but I would like to join your church. It sounds like fun.

I would love to read your books! Where could I find them?

GOD BLESS INCOGNITO MODE.

Sounds like Drunkennova has a great sense of humor, at least!

THE EAT-EVERYTHING DRUNK: can we call this a “Kirby”?

And CINEBARRE!! God bless Cinebarre.

Why didn't he allow her to??

Oh my god I want to read that cover to cover.

Wait, what?? I tried to google this because now I'm curious but I didn't find anything! Tell me more?