I totally agree with your stomach turning discomfort. Personally, I love the show but there were like... Two jokes that missed SO HARD that I literally cringed, and that was one of them. I don't remember the other one but it's probably just as well.

I actually think it's a case of Legally Blonde syndrome, where because a character is cheerful (perhaps overly so) they get labelled as dumb. Kimmy totally reminds me of Elle in that way.

I do toooooo though haha. I get myself soooo freaked out.

Thank you for this. It was very lovely. I'm not religious at all; I am deeply spiritual but have never found a religion that truly meshes with my personal view of spirituality and the way that life and the universe works. But at the same time, I am so deeply respectful of the religious experiences of others, and it…

And you better bet I told his girlfriend alllllll about it later.

Just imagine how much better the already-freaky kitchen scene from Jurassic Park would be, though...

it includes a section on how to deal with feminists

I AM MORE EXCITED FOR THIS THAN ANY OF THE JEZEBEL SUB-FEEDS THUS FAR.

I live in Washington state and am luckily surrounded by a great group of weirdos in my daily life and most have seen it, but I'm still amazed when people say they haven't. I push it on pretty much everyone because dear sweet baby Jesus, funniest movie ever.

Eeek. That's very interesting indeed. Brings up a lot of questions re: nature vs. nurture. I also hope they've grown up to be kindly young men but agree that from what you've said it seems unlikely. I feel for their mother, I can't imagine what it would be like to be creeped out by your own kids :( Also, I feel bad…

I FEEL SMART. Hahaha. Did you read that article that was circulating this week about possible ergot contamination in prehistoric times? It was questioning some samples of grass or grain, I don't remember which, that had been preserved in amber and had ergot spores. The article was questioning whether it would have…

Ahhh, your comment wasn't there when I posted mine and you said it much better and more informatively than I did haha.

Also, as well as synthesizing LSD from it (which takes a LOT of work), ergot has also been thought to be responsible for a lot of outbreaks of madness throughout history. Most notably, it's thought that the Salem witch trial disaster was caused by an outbreak of ergot poisoning from (rye, I believe?) grains used for…

"OHH GAWWWWD, THE SWAN ATE MY BABY!! BECKY! BABY! YOU GOTTA GET UP!! WE GOTTA GO TO STAAAAATE!!"

Wow, that's seriously eerie and creepy and just... wow. Were they identical twins, do you know? I feel like I would just guess that they were from reading this. Makes you wonder if being twins actually exacerbated the situation, or if they were just both completely born that way. Did they continue to see the state…

Oh my god, I would really like to know more about these twins if you feel like sharing. That is tremendously scary but also incredibly compellingly fascinating.

This is genuinely my question. Is the cat happier with Karl? Maybe he hated the entourage model. HOW DOES THE CAT FEEL?

For some reason this is extremely moving to me. I'm glad she had "girls" like you to help her out. :)

I FEEL LIKE IF THERE ARE ZOOPHILES COULDN'T THERE BE... Oh man, umm... The human-loving opposite? HOMOPHILES? (Would it be homophiles?)

AHAHAHAHA I was having to explain my fascination with this article and the reactions to it to my boyfriend and was reading comments and this one came up and now we're DYINNNNGGG with laughter.