I feel kind of bad for saying it but this is the argument in all these comments that is killing me softly with laughter. HAD ANYONE HERE BEEN AROUND DOLPHINS?? I think his argument that the dolphin would swim away is 100% spot on; so many people are acting like this is a version of male on female human rape. Yes,…

I think it's kind of the expectation of stoner behavior, whether the guy is actually doing it or not. I've heard a lot of "it smells so bad" reasoning, and just straight up saying "it's gross!" It's kind of baffling to me as a lady stoner, I have some friends who are okay with me smoking but have said they'd never…

I go with "chick" a lot if I'm referring to myself. A lot of comments upthread had bemoaned the lack of a word between "girl" and "woman" and I find that's the one I'm most comfortable with. I think my favorite gender-neutral way to address a group is "gang," as in, "hey gang, how's it going tonight?" or something of…

I imagine someone will have a problem with this but as someone in the same boat, I often call myself a "chick," which feels casual and young yet not too young? I don't know, I go with "lady" a lot too but more as a joke because there is very little that is "ladylike" about me.

I work at a craft brewery in the Seattle area, and let me tell you, this has been ALL anyone in the industry has been talking about. People are fucking pissed that Budweiser would basically spit in the face of its newest acquisition, especially since Elysian is one of the largest and most popular Seattle breweries.…

Well, are you dating men or women? It seems to me like a lot more women aren't down with smoking weed than men, but that might just be a regional thing here? I don't know, I'm a straight gal and I've never had a guy not be okay with my smoking weed but I know plenty of fellas who have or have had girlfriends who are…

THIS PART. Julianne Moore is so heart-wrenchingly sad about how bad Twilight was and I love it so goddamn much. Excellent film.

I have no words. Just delighted, shrieking peals of laughter.

ALL THE STARS FOR YOU, MISSY.

Cheshire Cat and Dude Ranch are ALWAYS going to be my two favorites. Props.

Pop Disaster Tour?!?! I WENT TO THATTTT. My hair was neon orange and Tre cool let someone spray paint on his Doc Marten when he came out to meet a gaggle of us crowded around the fence where the tour buses entered.

YES!

"I have lots of ideas about such girls, but these ideas are not actionable because they don't allow [you] to get close enough,"

I did not know that reference, I kind of assumed the author had read the young adult series Uglies/Pretties/Specials, which was a really fun trashy post-apocalyptic sci-fi trilogy/quartet. I don't really count Extras though because it was kind of an epilogue. CAN WE GET A DEFINITIVE ANSWER PLZ? I want to know who…

Silly human. HATRED IS INFINITE.

Wait... I'm pretty sure the marriage clause only applies to people who don't want to testify against their spouse, not people who are champing at the bit to do so. I don't think the courts are like "NOPE SORRY HE'S YOUR HUBBY, OFF THE WITNESS STAND YOU GO!" Because that totally does not sound right at all...

That complementary color is not complementary on her.

I can't lie, I went into this EXTREMELY skeptically. But like, honestly...?

Your job sounds like some seriously heavy shit, so whatever you do, thank you.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW SOME PEOPLE DO NOT JUST SEE FACES LIKE THIS AND GO "NOPE" AND RUN THE OTHER WAY.