Haha, I guess I actually do agree when I think about it... Han Solo sits on a special sort of pedestal for me, though. He was the first man that made my panties have *feelings* when I was a wee lass.

No way, I maintain that he basically played Han Solo's goofier, clumsier younger brother in Guardians.

I never worry about that because I feel like if (and it's a big IF) Sean Connery dies, it will be a worldwide phenomenon. WE WILL KNOW.

I would like to very politely just say...

As a Seattlite I genuinely laughed wayyyy too hard out loud at this. The dog looks a little alarmed.

I am genuinely on the fence about this, as well. I know she would be impeached nearly immediately, so it'd almost be harmless, and just... THE SHENANIGANS. FOR THE LOVE OF SHENANIGANS, PLEASE LET'S MAYBE JUST DO IT. Just once!

"a pantsuit can crush patriots"

He looks sooooo sad about it. And just... Resigned.

"LEAVE ME IN THE CAR? YOU WILL REGRET THIS."

I agree entirely. My heart broke a little bit more reading those charges. Jesus Fucking Christ, I hope they rot for the absolute maximum in solitary confinement.

Well, wasn't she dating him? I can't imagine how hard it must be to realize that someone you love, someone you trust, not only did something like this but then invited his friends to join and filmed it. That's a whole new level of fucked-up, and I don't blame her at all for not believing it at first; this is one of…

Either that or i09 needs to start hosting ladies' nights.

I'm sorry you feel that way eating out! That's a bummer. I'm a server and honestly I can understand why people are ripping you apart, but I actually just got done with a really nice shift so I'm not in a vengeful place at all haha. I actually do substitutions a lot at restaurants, but I also let my servers know that…

It's really amazing seeing so many people post stories similar to mine. I still struggle with having cut my mother and father out of my life, but my mom is extremely narcissistic/a pathological liar and my dad is a huge pushover who believes her over me no matter what she does to me. It's nice seeing that other people…

Amal kind of looks like if Penelope Cruz and Anne Hathaway had the most beautiful baby ever.

PUMPKIN ALE IS THE WORST. I've had this happen to me and it's traumatizing. Fucking pumpkin ale.

My boyfriend and I recently came to the startling revelation that beards are to women as boobs are to men. It's fine if you prefer small (or nonexistent!) ones, but you still gotta take a gander at huge ones.

I can't imagine that I'm the first one who did this, but did anybody else read "hot coco" and immediate think of:

Not all pornography is so shortsighted. There is a lot of female friendly, even (dare I say?) feminist porn out there. #notallporn? I do agree that there are a lot of problems with mainstream pornography but it's not fair to demonize entirety of it.

But that's not what the original poster was saying; "porn is fun" is not the same as "Mr. So-and-so needs to watch porn too enjoy having sex with me." There are all kinds of porn, and there's plenty of prom that is feminist and pro-woman in nature. I don't think it's fair at all to call it a win for the patriarchy if…