THIS IS WHAT I'M BAFFLED ABOUT. How the FUCK is this not child pornography??

...Ever seen an octopus's beak?

I don't know, it could never be cheaper when you think about it. Storage of all that sperm and all those eggs is bound to be extremely expensive, let alone the cost of the procedures for egg extraction. There just isn't a way it would ever be cheaper.

WHAT?? I would like more information on this knife-wielding maniac girl!

That right there is my new absolute favorite thing to say. Cabang-Macadangdang. Amazing.

Fair enough.

HOLY SHIT THIS HAPPENS TO ME TOO!! It's often super mundane things I vividly remember when I wake but think of less and less into I've forgotten it for a while then the actual moment happens.

AAAAAUGH THIS ONE SPOOKED ME OUT THE MOST, and was NOT helped by the rat or squirrel that must be trapped under my apartment that went running around running into shit loudly just as I got to the end. GAAAAH.

Oooooh, eek. My grandma has a story like this, I don't remember all the details but I think what basically happened was she was living with her sister and my mom and uncles in NYC and one night she and her sister came home and we're getting ready to put the kids to bed when my grandma went into her and her sisters…

This is adorable but also so eerie and unsettling.

OH MAN! So, I grew up without a TV and therefore was suuuuper easily traumatized by even remotely scary things — my dad had to carry me screaming out of "Aladdin" within the first five minutes because of the tiger-cave. I had this recurring nightmare for yeeeears wherein I would be playing outside at dusk, close to…

Oh man, please tell us more?

That was my first thought!! I remember that one, but wasn't it just a myth even according to the poster? I thought maybe someone was recycling it but apparently this is a freakishly common thing?

Moooaaarrr...? :D

I looked this up briefly just now because I'd never heard of these stories but couldn't find any particularly scary ones, do you have any or any links to some?

"so I wouldn't see the red eyes at night."

"[Only] a few people have messaged me death threats"

I'm glad someone else sees Juliette Lewis, I genuinely thought that was who the picture was when it popped up on my feed before I read the article title.

I genuinely thought that picture of Zelleweger was Juliette Lewis. Am I the only one?

This is absolutely amazing news and I am filled with squee. Sleater-Kinney has been my favorite band since I was thirteen and I was heartbroken when they split. My birthday is on Feb. 10 so I think this calls for a wee road trip to Spokane. BEST MONDAY EVER, Y'ALL!