My fella is as hairy as they come and I love him that way :)

Uh, ER wait times have always been excessively long, doesn't have a thing to do with Obama.

Someone genuinely said that right up thread from you. Almost the first half of those quoted acrobatics verbatim. I am stoned and paranoid and was taking the troll seriously until I got to that part. And then I had to laugh-slash-weep for a second.

THANK YOU for stating this so much more eloquently than many of us tried to. This is a really complicated situation that a LOT more thought should have gone into on the part of the school board. Especially given the student's own extremely alarming statements about his definition of the word "no". I know I definitely…

"my point is that anything can happen at school. if he's dumb enough to do something that could get him in trouble, his punishment would multiply, given the ongoing trial."

That was my thought, but then I couldn't figure out a different term to call it that didn't sound weird? I sort of settled on "ladysex" in my mind while thinking about this throughout the evening. Clearly not a thing this piece had in mind either way though.

Well, if a girl is bisexual yet having sex with another girl wouldn't it be lesbian sex still?

"Why is the torso so big and the dress so small?" OKAY Y'ALL, I AM DYINNNNGGG. Possibly literally, because I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. This video is the definition of "life fail" on the male anchor's part.

I forgot to mention the extra scary (for me, obviously being shot at would be scarier) part of this is that my boyfriend at the time and I were just leaving the friend who sold weed's house as my buddy was coming in and we said hi to him and hugged him on our way out. So we were extremely close to having been there…

PCP is serious shit. I had a buddy a few years ago who was stopping by a friend's house to pick up a bag of weed, and as he was leaving some dude high on PCP barged in (intent on robbing the friend who dealt) and pistol-whipped my buddy, shot at him, and when the buddy was able to wrestle the gun away from the PCP…