trebuchon
Augustin Trébuchon
trebuchon

Of the car, or of your penis?

“Shitty clickbait” being the operative words.

I want an Honda E - small and electric.

The headlights may be the least problematic thing on those cars. The idiotic fake vents, the fussy bottom front, the incredibly infantile design of the exhaust, and the banal-as-fuck design of the rear window on the 4 surely are worse offenders.

With the new, wonderful design, it seems to be :-)

the spaceship thruster-shaped exhaust is probably something I’ll look back on in a few years and say, “OK, you know what, that’s actually pretty cool.”

What is the bump in the middle of the seat for? To make sure your balls are busted if the car’s cost didn’t do it already?

Anyone has an idea why they made people so weirdly small in all those ads? It’s weird enough with images of Brit compacts, but on a Mini-based one?

That front-wheel reflector isn’t going to win any design awards here among the Jalopnik light design obsessed staff :-)

Is this an aero thing, or a thing because Tesla did it and now everyone has to?

I’d like it better if they published it when the feature was actually available in the add-on, and not just in some beta, which means I’ll probably have forgotten the option once I do get the proper version properly released.

You’re funny!

No, we’re not. We’re feeling nostalgic, which is not good.

Granted, but talking about 40 million when you’re still not a half of one (and when no-one in the history of cars got any remotely close) is not even vaportalk, it’s weedtalk.

Yup. But hey, “Hillary was flawed!”, y’know.

BTW - am I the only one who feels like Tesla and Apple events have a lot in common, especially when it comes to quoting improvement figures made entirely of 100% recycled hot air?

That chase is going to be longer than the one for a progressive majority on the Supreme Court.

Isn’t a split front window a bit of a design fail in 2020?

Let me guess - “no”?

I think my favorite wiper design was MB’s “mirror” blades, which rested in the center and swiped outwards to the A-pillars. My godfather’s lowly W115 2.4l Diesel (64 horses! Yayyyyy!) featured them and I just loved watching them in action.