Do you mind if I go on a soapbox here?

Who needs hacky jokes from old farts like Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle to satirize “wokeness” when we can rely on Jezebel and the Root to periodically give us insane little nuggets like this article?

“I didn’t know if he had weapons in the car or what it might take for him to feel justified in using them.”

Read your appliance instructions/owners manual.

So you bought a Ford in it’s first year of production...

Often budget hotels include more for fee than the luxury properties. Usually you’ll get free parking, breakfast and wifi at a basic chain. I’ve had to pay extra for all of those at a luxury property. They often also have high daily “resort fees”. You always want to check what’s included when booking hotels. 

Yep.  And when I moved somewhere that was 98% highway driving - minimum 60mph, normal 85-90...  yep.  Living in the city it was great.  Living out in the country it was horrible.  

“If you read the fine print, most of those cheap knives recommend you sharpen them before use”

people love to talk about how indigenous people used every part of the animal and then curse hot dogs in the same breath.

Latino here for the love of God stop calling us Latinx. I rather be called a beaner.

But...he is smarter than you. His jokes, tweets, and comments about religion and animal rights are 100% spot-on. 

Seems like a nice car! Americans aren’t getting it because we don’t deserve it.

I can make a decent pizza in several different styles, but I can’t make one nearly as good as I can get in about a hundred restaurants in Chicago. I don’t have the experience or the equipment to do what they do. But that’s true for a lot of foods. Hell, it’s true for a lot of things, not just food. I used to pay…

Pizza making (and any kind of dough/bread making) is an art of learning and patience. Which is why I leave it to the pros. Luckily we have the area’s best pizza place two blocks away, in the basement of the city’s old Gothic hospital. It’s said to be haunted because the morgue used to be located there. An added plus!…

This was better when it was Strangers With Candy. 

Yes.  Men act badly it’s men’s fault.  Women act badly it’s men’s fault.  Equality!

The passage of time alone guarantees that the new Scout will be way better than the original in every single way.

Broken news

Every character actor usually has one good starring role. For Astin, it was “Evil Roy Slade”. He looked like he had the time of his life. It was available on YouTube.

power strips and surge protectors, they degrade over time, loose the ability to protect and in extreme cases may increase the chance of fires.