If the left wing had voted for Hillary instead of staying home Roe v Wade would still be the law of the land.  

I am not a fan of bacon, bacon grease, spam, or ham on pizza. But if you’ll want that go right ahead.

Republicans don’t know things, they believe things.

Cabin in the Cotton if only for the line “I’d like to kiss ya but I just washed my hair.”

I don’t understand big business but I find it hard to believe that changing the name and doubling the price will increase subscriptions.

They still exist because alcohol is a dangerous addictive substance and like nicotine and marijuana should be closely controlled.

If it's so easy to park are so many of them improperly parked?

Put the mini back in minivan. I’ll buy a minivan when they sell ones that are less than 190" long.

Republicans, who believe women’s purpose is to be pregnant, are pushing this, not Texas nor all Texans.

Or just turn the tv off and send the children upstairs to watch the one up there, and jump on the beds.

Shoprite has them at $3.99/doz. not $9.  

Win.

Monty Python will never die.

Dialect: Neapolitan speakers say gabbagoul. Standard Italian speakers say kappa kola. There are 34 dialects of Italian.

I see nothing massive or significant about either case or band.  But I congratulate you on recognizing I implied you were stupid. But couldn't have come up with a better response than "you're a simpleton". 

Big corporation makes minor band change name.  The relevance seems obvious to the meanest intelligence.

The band Green Jello was forced to change it's name to Green Jelly by Kraft Foods

A ceramic sharpening tool can cost as little as $7 and they’re easier to use than a stone.

I thought it was made for tv.

It's been a long time since Vampire's Kiss.