I’ll bet you could cherry pick some funny jokes in his new special. To me he’s always been hit or miss, some of his stuff works and some of it doesn’t.

The audience gives it a 77% rating.  

Do you understand that the party that controls the House has a lot of power to set agendas and put forward legislation that the minority party does not have.

The calculation is which one can beat the Republican candidate. How Democratic is the district and how conservative ?

It has had Governors whose ancestors came to Georgia as convicted criminals, the scum of Ireland and England, who instead of being hung were set to hard labor in Georgia. Perdue is an Irish name.

Is spelling part of grammar?   Grammar is how words are used not how they are spelled.

You can not please everyone. If you can get 12,000 to laugh you just have to live with the fact that all 12,050 weren’t laughing.

Slow down, driving at a lower speed cuts wind resistance and “usually" saves on gas. 

Since the Corvid outbreak many people are driving fewer miles. I isolated since I was in an area where many old people were dying. I went from driving 8,000 miles a year to less than 3,000. All the people who began working from home also drove less. It’s easier to keep a car that isn’t building a lot of mileage. I am…

Unless they were gay, of course that was like the first ten years of his career. 

Gender isn't a fact? Then what's the fuss about?

I’d hallucinate hitchhikers. A friend hallucinated a train crossing the road.  Lack of sleep caused it in both cases even though it was the 60s.

In my universe, governments are never unbiased.

The answer to the question what happened to my old Corinthian grandfather.

After the apocalypse bicycles will be riding you.

Those little triangular side windows that helped circulation of air.

The process starts with the citizen. Republicans are elected because enough people don’t vote for Democrats. This has been true as long as I’ve been alive. There was a joke from the 50s. A young man told Adlai Stevenson, every intelligent voter is for you. Adlai replied, that isn’t enough I need a majority.

Republicans lie about abortion because they lie all the time.

was 11,300 employed now is 11,150.

Lots of rappers are shot. Not that I'm saying the people on Fox News should be shot. But can we.