He lived in a mostly Republican, Fox News watching, poor area of the state often know as Pennsytucky.  

At my brother’s wedding my wife and one of my brothers friend’s girl friend (she was Greek American) were the only short brunettes. All the other young women were taller and they had blonde, strawberry blonde, dirty blonde or red hair. 

Barry is dumped and moves out of apartment, people come for vengeance and kill Sally.

I live across the river from Trenton NJ and there are at least 20 pizza places within 12 miles of my house. All of them are better than the pizza chains. Why would I bother making my own? I have no good answer to that, so I don't.

No it doesn’t matter, if the pasta is good and the sauce is good you can mix it in whatever vessel you like. 

The original claimed a top speed of 70mph and 13.8mpg both figures were wildly optimistic. The full time 4x4 was murder on mileage. 

When I married and moved to Chambersburg in Trenton ( the Italian section) my 5'9" became tall. I was taller than all of my wife’s friends and family. Before then it was average.

And they die younger !

5'9" is average. So 6' and up is tall and 5'6' and down is short.

If abortions get counted then miscarriages must also be counted. The miscarriage itself is devastating and then being required to report it to busybody Republicans adds another level of pain.

In my experience waitresses and former waitresses tip well. As a former restaurant manager I do too. ((20% when 15% was standard. And 30% mostly these days.)

There has never been a single film or TV adaption of any of Christopher Moore’s novels. And you want to redo The Stand again.

My father my brothers and I hurt our selves laughing while we watched that movie. It was a great family moment.

“coasts more than agreeably on the talents of four hugely charismatic actors and a tart” Marisa Tomei played a school teacher not a pastry.

My standard for movies and TV shows based on comic books is are they close to as good as the source comic.

The old man was dying Everyone came home to be with him. He’s in bed and says softy Hon are you here, and his wife says yes. And my boys and my daughter? Yes dad. And the grand kids? Yes poppop.

I don't do plumbing which makes a new toilet more expensive. 

Turn your garage into a storage container, just park in the drive way. Also your car can be used for extra storage, although you need to consider the weight limits and accept lower mileage. 

Much like the original only not really slow, no single digit mileage, and you can’t put a snow plow on it.

He fled the genocide in Rwanda, I think he’ll be ok .