Thanks I thought they were talking about the money you put up when you make an offer, that money you would need quickly.

What's the usual down payment on a $300,000 house?

Very few cars regardless of make are reliable after 25 years, this one was just a couple of months early.

Why assume either have souls or conversely that both have souls. They are both dead, the difference is zombies weigh more than ghosts and ghosts don’t need to eat brains.

Her comment was - “ Just a quick note to let you know that I would prefer if you didn’t drag my name into your mess. Now I have to deal with even more of the hate and anger that Dave Chappelle’s fans like to unleash on me every time Dave gets 20 million dollars to process his emotionally stunted partial word view. You…

Life and Pushing Daisies were killed by the writer’s strike but could have been contenders.

I think blaming the last season is too kind. The show hit the skids when they wasted so much time on the torture and castration of an annoying minor character.  For me it never fully recovered.

If buying firearms was this complicated and difficult we would all be a little safer.

Nobodies perfect.

Until I watched Superman I thought truth and justice WAS the American way.

One question, what’s their shelf life? I like an occasional high-ball and wouldn’t mind not having alcohol if I still get the taste. I use about one bottle of gin a year.

Most cops are not dying. More are dying of Covid than being shot criminals, I'm not certain that Corvid has passed suicide as a cause of death.

If you run it 365 days a year, mostly on highway, you probably drive more than 18,000 miles a year. Just saying. 

It’s not a slow down it’s a massive increase in goods coming into the ports. We’re sitting at home and we need more stuff. 

Blazing Saddles had the only truly funny fart joke in film history. Django didn’t make me laugh and the other ones were not westerns.

But it wasn’t always done, when I was a kid you couldn’t buy cigarettes unless you could reach the counter. So maybe adding something new is not so bad.

No shoes no shirts no vaccination no service.

The average professional, Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief has an IQ around 120, the hard scientists, mathematicians, physicists, rocket has about 155.

I totaled my dad’s 1964 VW Beetle, he replaced it with a 57 Olds station wagon with a huge V8 that was so slugged up it probably had about 60 hp. Which was about as safe a car you could give a 16 year old kid. Slow ugly and it cornered like a truck.

They don’t say it but a lot of people commit suicide by car.