I miss mine every other day ( the alternate days are for missing my ‘75 911 ). Bought her new in ‘03, did one of the stupidest things in my life and traded it a couple of years later. AP1's were more fun (real world experience talking) The higher rev limiter and lack of stability control combined with the worlds…

Oh.My.Holy.Mother.Of.Sweet Baby Jesus - You sir have made or ruined my Friday.

you forgot to add that you “CAN PUT THE TOP UP TO HID FROM DA’ COPZ”

Thank you for the head’s up, I took care of a bottom rung ‘95 3-series vert for a little while (come to think of it that was a 318 wasn’t it?). I’m with you though and will still stand behind the rest of it.

1) anyone that is worried about the “copz” in his ad is not someone I’m doing business with - CP

Don’t confuse me with facts sir! I shall continue to live in my own little world where everyone should understand all that is obvious to me as I don’t consider myself all that brilliant :-D

Dad has a 911 (why it’s sitting outside under a cheap cover is a sad thing) So the kid got a 944 when he or she turned 16. Now [they] are 16.5, after shamefully applying pep-boys stick on vents they have decided old is not cool and they want a 2015 Corolla instead. At least they gave it a really respectable cleaning…

Don’t worry, there weren’t any details in the ad, just 1 sentence and 12 pictures, none with the hood popped to try and see what color she may have originally been.

This whole post makes me nothing but sad. Sad for the assumedly nice old couple, sad for the car, sad for the reality of what they have done.

I started to reply this exact statement, glad I read down to see someone beat me to it. You don’t run 30+ year old cars that low on gas unless you enjoy replacing fuel pumps.

It was the height of the 80's, were there executives NOT on Coke?

I’ve had at least a few people ask me to do this for EVERY car I’ve sold on CL, it’s rather crazy. But it’s also why people get fed up and put douchy wording in their ad (not that it actually stops people from asking anyway...)

I’m baffled at how many of your commenters didn’t live through the understanding as to why the cars in that movie were modded and part of “the scene”

The Douche could have at least done that in Dip.... Please tell me that’s dip...

I can’t believe that there’s currently 148 people that didn’t immediately read the title, go vote CP then go back to read the story?

Either A: he’s not one of the skeezy attorneys or B: he’s not very good.

You had me a full CP until my only other option was a Chrysler Sebring, there’s no alternate reality where I want one of those!

What.The.Holy.Mother of Fuck made someone think that interior was a good idea?!?! Furthermore I’m saddened that there are presently 9% of you that just want to watch the world burn!

It.Does.Not.Snow in Jupiter Fl, and Jupiter is quite a haul from Miami (CL) so....wtf?

Mine don’t get food or drink in the car (99%) unless we are on an out of town trip, we feed them often enough that they can survive 5-45 minutes without something to eat. They get told “I love you therefore I’m an asshole” regularly.