Doubtful. I’m sure I look 31, and I am very proud of it. I love being 31.

Red wine must be my cake. Red wine and an occasional extra helping of couscous. What’s yours?

I think the cake was an example of a food that you enjoy once in a while that isn’t necessarily healthy. Obviously it’s not an indulgence for you if you hate it. Is there anything else you indulge in that fits that description? Because if there is, that would be your 'cake'.

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

I hate the whole healthy or good dynamic. I eat pretty healthy, but I eat really good and not boring food.

I’ll listen to Snap when it’s on, but it’s less of a must-listen, given that I really have to take each story with a grain of salt, and the “next-generation-radio”ness can be a little cloying at times.

I love TAL. I’m not white, nor am I a liberal. I must be a unique snowflake.

I hate him.

[Citation needed]

I could point out the vast differences in effectiveness between handguns and assault weapons, but fuck it. You’re right. Ban handguns too.

Can we start calling the NRA a terrorist organization now?

Reset? Could we even start it?

The only lives that matter are fetuses.

Reset the clock.

Truthfully, no lives matter. We did nothing after Sandyhook. Kinda shows that we don’t care who dies, even little kids. Once you’re okay with that, the discussion ends.

It honestly makes me the angriest at the racist and xenophobic assholes who think the unwashed and malevolent masses are trying to take “their” country away. Fuckers, if you want to know what it feels like to have a bunch of violent religious zealots overthrow your country and fundamentally change your way of life,…

Police are reportedly looking for “three white men in military gear.”

There is this idea that traumatized children will somehow come out as the exact opposite of what traumatized them. Very often, they end up damaged and doing the exact same things.