I love her psychotic..”I Love it” as she commandeers the one he bought for himself

Your mask must work better than mine if it filters car farts.  Or your ass is a less dangerous place.

When he dies - I don’t care if it’s forty years from now - I’m dropping what I’m doing and running to the store to buy the ingredients to bake a cake. I’ve never baked one in my life, but I will on that day. Then I’ll watch the news coverage of his passing while I eat the entire thing.

Great, lady, great for the Jews. Thank you so much! Like we don’t have enough trouble without you being an asshole AND announcing your religion at the same time. What people of a certain mindset will remember is the fact that you are Jewish and they will attribute your assholery to that. Good going. Please stay home.

Let’s say that one pulls up to a stoplight ahead of you, then you come to a stop behind them like everyone else in the world. They decide to then put on their left signal. Light turns green and they don’t go forward and just sit there as cars start coming from the opposite direction. You give them the friendly “beep”…

Hey is your husband single?

Terry Crews just simple pawn in the game of life.

I do, fellow fortysomething. I do. 

I would pay good money to watch this. 

Well, my tin foil hat was more for the encouragement of the inevitable mass gatherings in which few people are wearing masks just so they can watch some shit passover for a split second. They could have just taken it a step further and said, “FREE BEER!” :)

Maybe the media should only send female reporters to these press conferences and let the fun ensue.

I am unemployed and I do the same. If I have to leave the house, I put on my n95 and that sucker does not come off until I get back home. I properly wash my hands and then properly wash my hands AGAIN before and after I put it on and take it off. I frequently use antibacterial if I am unable to wash my hands while I…

Go to “Calendar” in Teams, and in the top-right click “Meet now”.

Yep. The hockey stick just keeps getting taller.

Then there’s the question of testing numbers. That comparison obviously changes and becomes irrelevant if one country or the other is testing more people. I’m also sort of a data nerd myself, although I’m far from a statistician. I am definitely curious at how it is playing out as a % of the population. 

Should have been the lead photo.

See, this shows how dumb the average person is in regards to cars.

A damned shame “Mustang II” is already taken.

My wife is always napping in the car.  If the drive is more than 10 minutes, forget it.  She’s napping.

Sounds like a subplot for “Silicon Valley”. Start making “Product A” end up making “Service 1423". Thanks for the history.