I didn’t know it was a game until now. All my driving friends mentioned the speed trap thing first.  Hmm... lean product development 

To the eating at your wedding question, there is a tradition, I think with the Jewish weddings, where the bride and groom are supposed to go hang out in another room after the vows and before the reception. She’s Jewish by blood, so we did that as well. The obvious snickering is that you’re gonna bone, but honestly,…

So you’re saying football, like all organized religion, should be wiped off from the face of the planet to make the world a better place?

You can take your thumb out ofy mass any time now, Carmine.

Maybe the real Mad Libs were in the friends we made a long the way.

I just let the dev at my studio know about it. He’s making Kids Apps and alot of the kids that have benefited from our cartoons have been Autistic. This would be one more benefited group. Thank you for writing about this.

Spoken like a man who has never lived through the horrors of picking out a kitchen backsplash with his wife

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a 50% chance of scoring 6 points is literally better statistically than a 95% chance of scoring 3 points.

The Jaguar XF Sportbrake exists and yet you don’t suggest it what is wrong with each and every one of you

When I was like 7 or 8 I played t-ball and my dad was my coach. We had a rule in that league where you had to bat around every inning. Everyone gets a chance to go. Of course that means the last person to bat doesn’t get to score any runs. For some reason that really bothered me when it was my turn to go last during a…

Romo got injured and then his backup played so well Romo never got his job back. The Luck situation is completely different. 

Give me the old V10 S6 any day of the week. I don’t care if it was slower. I don’t care if less efficient. I dont care if less reliable. It is better once you turn that key.

Short Bus is the right answer here. the possibilities are endless. Hell, with that much space, in the future you could go to festivals and have taps right off the side. Plus you can name it the beer bus. Make it your icon, your signature. You’re the guys with the Beer Bus.

Yeah, I have a 14 Sportwagen TDI and its awesome. I actually get quite a few compliments on it too. 

Well not anymore, now that there’s a car on it

They’re arguing over fair market value of a car bought with blood money. I love Koenigsegg but they definitely need to shut the entire fuck up on this one. 

I’m calling for a VAR review of whether a catapult and a trebuchet are substantively different entities.

Are the gifs all Safe For Work types? Because putting friends into porn gifs is wrong.