The biggest issue with the Detroit Auto Show is its in Detroit. If this was New York, LA, Miami, Vegas even, they’d still attract a host of vendors and crowds. Sure, debuts at auto shows may be a thing of the past or die down in favor of more boutique-style affairs for debuting new models or innovations. But in terms…

Part of me wonders how I could keep my gym shorts up with this unit of a key in my pocket.

My esteemed colleagues are all incorrect. The correct answer is obviously this Audi R8 because it has a manual AND a V10.

He was really good in Altered Carbon, the first season is great.

Listen, unless you’re Steve Martin or a felt frog, I probably want you to leave the banjo at home.

No lies detected. I have family in Dallas, and I’ll take driving in Chicago over Dallas any day.

Just like when my wife runs into my fist. People should really be more careful.

I love her psychotic..”I Love it” as she commandeers the one he bought for himself

Your mask must work better than mine if it filters car farts.  Or your ass is a less dangerous place.

When he dies - I don’t care if it’s forty years from now - I’m dropping what I’m doing and running to the store to buy the ingredients to bake a cake. I’ve never baked one in my life, but I will on that day. Then I’ll watch the news coverage of his passing while I eat the entire thing.

Great, lady, great for the Jews. Thank you so much! Like we don’t have enough trouble without you being an asshole AND announcing your religion at the same time. What people of a certain mindset will remember is the fact that you are Jewish and they will attribute your assholery to that. Good going. Please stay home.

Let’s say that one pulls up to a stoplight ahead of you, then you come to a stop behind them like everyone else in the world. They decide to then put on their left signal. Light turns green and they don’t go forward and just sit there as cars start coming from the opposite direction. You give them the friendly “beep”…

Hey is your husband single?

Terry Crews just simple pawn in the game of life.

I do, fellow fortysomething. I do. 

I would pay good money to watch this. 

Well, my tin foil hat was more for the encouragement of the inevitable mass gatherings in which few people are wearing masks just so they can watch some shit passover for a split second. They could have just taken it a step further and said, “FREE BEER!” :)

Maybe the media should only send female reporters to these press conferences and let the fun ensue.

I am unemployed and I do the same. If I have to leave the house, I put on my n95 and that sucker does not come off until I get back home. I properly wash my hands and then properly wash my hands AGAIN before and after I put it on and take it off. I frequently use antibacterial if I am unable to wash my hands while I…