She needs it to be reliable, I don’t think she wants to travel with a toolbox.

Golf Sportwagen is the right answer.

What’s going on here? These are all genuinely helpful suggestions and it makes me uncomfortable.

This is definitely the second-worst televised “fuck you” San Diego has ever witnessed.

I had to stop reading at “a little to eloquent for his own good.”

*Prepares to get made fun of.*

Keep in mind that fatalities have gone down despite the fact that the number of people flying has gone up an insane amount. If you look at it from a deaths/# of flyers ratio, it’s unreal how safe flying is.

12% is part of a song.

I got you fam.

Sadly, he’s gone and I can’t jump to the Jalop rescue with an awesome story that my grandfather shared about some dude he knew from a weekly shop foreman poker game and how he once dumped a bunch of transmissions at a different factory in order to get some jerk in trouble.

Sometimes one causes the other.

I had some family that worked for Fisher Body in Euclid as well. My Mom’s side of the family all sprouted out of Collinwood. A few of my relatives worked for Fisher body, a few more worked for Fisher foods (not sure if it was the same Fisher or not).

I don’t think casual fans appreciate how hard it is for a relatively fit guy to spend two years training in a top MMA gym and look that bad against an absolute nobody. We have 10 year olds in our gym that have better form after a month of training 3 times a week. No, CM Punk is something really special. It takes real…

That is a 6. The point is to score runs. You get 6 runs for hitting it that far, so if you can do it a lot without getting out, like AB, you do it. You get 4 runs for hitting it to but not over the boundary, like hitting it to the wall in baseball. Other numbers of runs are scored by the two batsmen running between…

Go to Optimo Hats in Chicago. They’ll be happy to fit you with the perfect hat for your head and style.

I’m white and *I* won’t listen to this nonsense.

The local pick and pull pays $300 for scrap cars. $1000 if the state of CA sweetens the pot to entice you to scrap it for being a gross polluter (tried applying, but got rejected twice, so take that scam as you will).

Heading out to play some tennis. These gizmos are for lightweights.

NOW ENTERING THE RING, MATT THE CASHIER AT THE WOODFIELD CINNABON.

Since it’s in Chicago, cue the people thinking CM Punk is going to show up