I didn’t see any shit come out of his arm

Judges: Dylan, if you win, what will you do with your money?

...Police are looking for ‘a green Ford Mustang and a dark-colored sports car...’

Going to a racetrack and drowning to death must be the most confusing thing ever.

I would pay to see the deathmatch between backpack chicken and cyborg fish

Man would it be epic if he had a quirky car in the mix.

“So that’s a McLaren 650S, Ferrari Enzo, a Lamborghini Aventador, three Veyrons,.... and a 1973 Volkswagen Type 3 Squareback.”

OK, then, how about "This Ugly GTO Might Go Cheap." I think that fits.

Iron is a metal. There’s so many rocks and metals in our food guys.

Please don’t burn my family

It’s literally just a clip of the first day they showed up on set, pre-wardrobe.

I drove a Series 3 once. It was an automatic leaking gas into the trunk, the tires were beyond gone, bits were falling off it every time we stopped and it wasn’t as fast as the noise suggested.

I LOVED EVERY SECOND.

S8? This ain’t no movie.

Relevant

Depends; is Okulski a Polish name?

Done.

This should be everyone’s avatar for today.

AHHH fuck you, now I can’t unsee the face!

Best/Worst thing I ever did on a hockey team road trip when I was in High School was to stick a cheese doodle up a kid's nose while he was asleep. He woke up about 3 hours later with it still up there.

I know. That's so sad.