We've been known to dump on Dana White around these parts, but paying Dober his win bonus—UFC fighters are paid a certain amount for fighting, and a usually (always?) equal amount if they win—is definitely the right thing to do here.

A few years ago when I didn't have teh monies, I drove a '98 Subaru Outback with 260k miles. The front axles had been replaced once before back when my parents had owned it.

Single zenith carb on my MGB... Nuts somehow backed off leaving it falling off the manifold... Nuts somewhere on i90 behind me. Took an empty Coke bottle and wedged it in such a way that it held the carb to the manifold well enough to get home.....

I switched to a full helmet+mask (hockey-style) a few years back exactly because of this - you get one flush in the mask and it doesn't matter how much padding is in the mask, it still knocks you right on your ass. The helmet+mask I have now disperses the energy from those shots a lot more effectively.

Oh jesus, this thing comes in a drop top with three pedals?

I have put a surprising number of miles on a 1997 Aston DB7, also with the S/C inline six; however, the one I piloted had three pedals (and a roof that comes down). If anyone here is seriously considering this car or one like it, be aware ...

I propose two alternate modes: Zombie and Matt Damon. In both, you click on the toxic player's name and select one of these options. Forever more, their chat just comes out as either "Braaains!" or the like, or "Matt Damon!" (from Team America). So you know that they're saying stuff, but it all comes out as amusing…

Oh wait wait wait wait wait, I have one that's maybe even better: Ok, so I run a LeMons team (Scuderia Fluffball) with an old Fiat 128, and a couple of years ago we had modified the car very heavily before the Summit Point race, including lowering the car a few inches, but hadn't really gotten to test the car at…

I got ball bread once when my girl had a yeast infection.. no bueno.

Hey, now, some of us just like Diet Coke.

I'm one of those "and a diet coke" people, but only because I hate the taste of regular coke. If I need the caffeine, I'm going to order a diet coke no matter what I'm eating. #notalldietcoke

No, but that would make the best Hellcat bumper sticker ever - "My other car is a Prius"

Force = Acceleration x UMass

In the event of a fire, there's supposed to be a drill captain on every floor who makes sure everyone has evacuated the building

That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

Do you need to purge before you drink that beer?

Didn't you know that all RWD cars manufactured before the invention of traction control were destroyed in crashes? Every single one.

That would be called a "high-side"

Are you invoking not believing global warming exists in an attempt to SUPPORT your position?

They usually recommend you wear a jockstrap after to help with the elevation/immobility. So the morning of my procedure, I pulled out my old sports jock, now at least fifteen years without use, and the rubber of the elastic had dried out to the point of crumbling into dust in my hand when pulled. So we stopped at…