*runs in breathlessly*

I refuse to believe that isn't actually a photoshopped Christopher Reeve. It's uncanny. The Leia looks slightly different from Carrie Fisher (I think the eyebrows?), but the Superman is just bonkers.

If only....if only. More intelligent and easier on the eyes.

Not really that impressive. After all, Kim Kardashian makes 10 million every week by flopping a set.

Getting her off before means waiting for her orgasm, which can take for freakin' ever and hey I'm tryin' to work here! your dick says to you.

Optimus Grimes.

...in L.A. :)

"The Arizona National Guard does not authorize nor condone the use of military aircraft or equipment for personal use."

How awesome would it have been if he just kept running? Off the field, out of the stadium...into our hearts?

CoreGeek associate as Carl Fredricksen from Up

Over here in 'Murica it's the Contour. Speak 'Murican or you can git owt

Leslie Cockburn.

The Ram Mount X-Grip brings with it a long list of critical and consumer acclaim, along with a twist lock suction cup and a clean, understated look.

The Ram Mount X-Grip brings with it a long list of critical and consumer acclaim, along with a twist lock suction…

Ram X-Mount is pretty solid too.

Ram X-Mount is pretty solid too.

the correct answer is to not pull over because you are laughing your god damn ass off after a guy landed on your car and shouted "augh oof FUCK"

I just got my Fitbit for my birthday, and I agree with both the article and this comment. It's the friendly competition that eggs me on, as well as knowing that my Fitbit thinks I can do x steps in a day. I just wish I had more friends that had them!

How I am imagining you two right now.