Every 10 minutes? You may also want to see a doctor.

"Boom. Nipple, right in your face." – Jenna Jameson's surgeon

The whole time I was watching the 2nd video, I was like: "why are they arresting the dude? He didn't do anything wrong, he just rebuffed her advances, I don't understa...holy crap, that's the woman."

NFL scouts instantly breathed a sigh of relief knowing they'd never have to worry about the authenticity of Sam's girlfriends.

Age one? The only party a kid needs at age one is a cupcake, license to smear it into their hair, and maybe letting grandparents who live in the same geographic region watch said cupcake smearing.

The joke's on Budweiser. Once people get a taste of the tears streaming down their cheeks, they'll never settle for a Bud Light again.

Just go pantsless.

Am I the only person who saw "Slab Parade" and thought it was a new term for a funeral procession?

This is an interesting point. I'm just a scientist, not a medical doctor, like our friend SbV8, here, is training to be, but all my immunology training has shown me how exquisitely adept the human body is at fighting off infection. We get sick, our bodies identify the root of this sickness, overcome this sickness…

Heck ya! I mean why not use something 100% ineffective against MRSA. ;)

Damn. Now the Steelers have given up on every game they play.

Let's see...what is stiff, cold, and immobile in the end?

"Gomez, take those out of her mouth."

Someone stole the pilot from your plane...

I'm a balding white guy in my thirties with a beard and a bit of a spare tire. Everyone at the con is cosplaying as me.

You are doing a real service here, SbV8. There is a great amount of info here and jumping points for further investigation/discussion by the reader

I'm never leaving the house again. +1

I'm not saying it's big oil...

"My only regret... is that I have... bonitis."