Multiple (meaning one) people (meaning sister of the kid getting assaulted) see a grown man attacking a 13yo boy and record it.

Fuck. Yes. Unless she had a baseball bat or was secretly a ninja, she wasn’t gonna do shit and she knew it. Applaud the kid for recording evidence that will be used against this asswipe at his…

growing up near a small Illinois town practically built around a single Aurelio’s Pizza franchise

This past August, I picked up a post-Dieselgate Jetta TDI Sportwagen. I will say that David is correct here. While I totally hear Dan’s argument in favor of the Subie (and I think it’s a hell of a car), I still like the JSW/GSW better. I got my wagon with under 13k miles on it and including a 7yr / 120k warranty, I…

Megatron and Soundwave. (But I’ll give you partial credit for catching that he had multiple roles in a series I watched endlessly in my youth.)

It has since sadly departed, but for a few years I had a V10 Audi S6. With cutouts. Because.

Whenever some other kid would ask one of mine, “What time is your dad picking you up?” all they had to do was listen for a moment - “He’ll be here in three minutes.” You could hear that thing coming from the other side of the…

Watch the episode “Playtest” first and then “White Bear”. If you don’t like either of those, just stop. If you do like, go back to S01e01 and start from there. As was stated, there are hits and misses, but it’s mostly solid. I think S04 ends with a neat episode that includes Easter eggs from along the way, so don’t…

*sees headline, instantly thinks of “Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey”
*continues reading, now has Calvin & Hobbes-related PTSD

Sadly, I have a good idea of exactly how scary that must have been. Hope he - and your whole family - is doing okay.

Anything you put on the teleprompter. A-ny-thin-ga

Not really sure where to start; not sure I’ve got the time to get all of my thoughts into a cohesive, linear story; not sure I’d be able to do so without getting emotional at work, so I’ll give you the barest of minimums:

1) I had my near-death experience when I was 24. I went out one December evening, came home, and…

Forgive me for being ignorant as hell (I’ll own it), but who are these fucking white people who feel the need to specifically call out a black person as articulate and/or touch their hair (with or without permission)? This behavior absolutely staggers me.

Why does a chicken coop always have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken SEDAN.

I’ve hated this four-door sedan nonsense since forever, but as a lowly media freelancer, I’ve had no power to change this. Thank you for getting us started on the road to redemption!

General thoughts:

[I think I missed a couple of things. I felt like absolute ass during the show and could not get comfortable to save my life. IDK WTF that was all about, but it sucked.]

That *is* America’s ass.

Are you overthinking this? Probably.
Is that a bad thing? Not at all.

So there was always a question as to whether or not Thanos snapped half of ALL life, or just sentient beings, or animals but not plants, etc, etc. For the sake of your argument, I’m not sure it completely matters ...

1) If ALL life snapped, then half…

So in order to pilot herself, she needed the time-traveling Swatch, but there’s gonna be some explanation about her fiddling about with the control board at AHQ that’s going to be how she got the Thanoscopter (dammit, missed opportunity) to AHQ for the bombardment.

For the record, I thought the Nebula thread was the…

Depends on how much you eat between now and then.

Let’s make the assumption that the old world pronunciation of Paolone is “pah-loh-nee”, okay?

Said Maloney to Paolone
This is such baloney
The things they say are phony
That kid was such a homey

Said Paolone to Maloney
You cut his hair with acrimony
It was such grand ceremony
The takedown of that homey

Said Maloney to Paolone
He…

I’ve got medical professionals (nurses and EMTs) in the family, but I’m just a numbers jerk. However, I got the gene from my grandmother (herself a nurse way back in the day) that puts me squarely in charge of emergency situations. I don’t ask for it, I don’t really want it, but I see people freaking out and I’m just…

I meant to jump into this overall (forever car) discussion when it was first posted, then ...excuses. However, I saw your post just now and I love it. Anyone who pokes fun get knee capped.

Besides, I think you’ve got a solid kindred spirit in Ludacris. Dude still has (and has rebuilt) the 1990 or so Acura Legend he…