“Based on the FCA US LLC Premium Minivan Segment. Second-row Stow ‘n Go^® not available on Hybrid models.” <- from Chrysler website, unfortunately.

“The best illustration is there were no prepared policy statements or papers. Whereas in 2012 Romney’s team had hundreds of pages worth of federal policy transitions planned and written out, Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages.

I would throw out the socks.

YOU, ALL RIGHT? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!

Honestly? I’m not sure. I keep picturing that scene in Cinderella Man where Bridget Jones goes to get money from Gladiator’s manager and she steps into their opulent apartment to see ...a card table and like one lamp. Is it all window dressing with Trumpelstiltskin? Yeah, maybe.

The hell do I know? I’m just some dude…

You don’t get to be a millionaire by spending your money ...

So much this. I mean, how is this not common sense? I’m (just barely) shy of 40 and the basic fashion crimes I see perpetrated by guys in my office, on TV, on the damned street ...ugh.

You’re not going to address “bumber crop” in the email of the week?

Championship gear: I think it depends. Take the Cubs for example - if it ain’t gonna happen again forever, then wear that World Series shirt until there’s only three molecules of it left clinging together.

Belicheck going elsewhere: He came from…

Not in the least.

You’ve been reading Jalopnik again, haven’t you?

You can throw this one while reclining.

In 1996, I was a college student looking for any exposure I could get (without resorting to use of a trenchcoat) and got hooked up to work at NBC Chicago helping to run their DecisioNet 96 website. I know you think I’m overstating it, but they stuck like 8 nerds in a closet and told us to keep the website running and…

Ah, Libby’s canned pumpkin from Morton, Illinois. How do I know this? Because 85% of all canned pumpkin everywhere comes from Morton, IL. This is not a made up number (I wish that it were). http://local.townsquarepublications.com/illinois/morton/morton1.html

My wife refuses to believe that I haven’t seen Titanic. She’s simply not sure how that’s at all possible. I’m positively thrilled to know that there are others out there.

My question is, hypothetically, to what extent do we have to humor this once-in-four-lifetimes event to maximize the appearance of good-sportitude while retaining our dignity? TVs on during the reception? Does the DJ need to provide periodic updates? What if it’s a decisive game?

The 2015 entry “Craftsman 1913 Ford Speedster Twin T” is in the lobby of my building - I walk past it maybe twice a day.

At what point during an attack are you going to pause to analyze the extent of your own injuries, decide that they are (and will be) non-life-threatening, and allow the attack to proceed?

At what point during an attack are you going to pause to weigh your perceived guilt level at stopping the attack by any means…

Ambitious blend of Archer and Bob? So ...you missed the intro to Archer Season 4?

If I’d read this article yesterday (I was celebrating a full solar rotation, sorry), I would have been the guy to say GTI. Four door, three-year-old GTI with 18-25k miles for less than $20k is totally doable.

+1 for you, Forum-er!

Detail on the exhaust of drag car “Kentucky Thunder” ...