Nissan Winter Warior from Chicago Auto Show 2016.

Old DeSoto I found abandoned in a field.

I feel lucky that I got to see this on the big screen as part of Northwestern University’s “B-Fest” - 24 hours of the worst films ever made. And that doesn’t necessarily mean they had to be “bad”. Worst could be actually bad, low production value, misunderstood, unintentionally funny ...anything.

Shatner in Kingdom of…

+1 shenanigans

Drew ...

Isn’t T-Jack available?

I’d rather watch middle school soccer.

I think that’s a great name for the whole kit and kaboodle ...the Jesus Magary.

A satisfying dump,
a butler-provided eucalyptus spritz,
a robo-dog-provided cleaning,
a congratulatory cupcake.

Obviously, the Japanese will make it so that the robo-dog provides cleaning services AND the eucalyptus spritz. Eventually, the…

The hell? No battery, no charger? For the same price I can buy a regular mower. It’s an extra $200 or so for batteries and a charger. That’s years worth of gas for a moderately-sized yard.

The hell? No battery, no charger? For the same price I can buy a regular mower. It’s an extra $200 or so for…

Considering how much REAL work punters do ...do they have to be retired? I figure league guys are still available 6.5 days a week.

Do you be-lieve in Commodores?

Nyet.

“And they engineer the sweep, what a come back!”

No, they did not engineer that. The Marlins pitching went directly to shit. The Cubs did essentially the barest of minimums to stay in the game long enough for Miami to hand them the win.

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I mean ...I haven’t see Alton on the screen in a bit. Who’s to say he ISN’T your package delivery handler?

I mean ...I haven’t see Alton on the screen in a bit. Who’s to say he ISN’T your package delivery handler?

Furnace filters and box fans ...the man is like MacGuyver for the kitchen.

Furnace filters and box fans ...the man is like MacGuyver for the kitchen.

I’m just waiting for the day when this is no longer accurate.

Benoit ...

Saw a guy yesterday who (I’m hoping) was driving his father’s Porsche. Plate was IVSPIEL.

In the “this isn’t banned” category, I’ve got SLOW V10 on my Audi S6 and a friend has SLO WAGN on his CTS-V wagon. Know a guy who used to have an Aston DB7 - plate was “007". I always thought it was odd ...since the DB7 was the…

Tom: Why won’t my kid eat over the table? I’ve been telling her to for 5 years. Why won’t she hold her food over the goddamn table?

So it’s like a clean version of the rat rod Jeep from Roadkill?