My counter: In October, I picked up a 2008 Audi S6 with the 5.2L V10. About 52k on the clock. I paid $26-and-change, all in.

I'm willing to bet that I can spend less than $80k (if I had it, I guess) and get a car that's faster than this M3.

But it's not from PORTUGAL!

Nice to see another MOT here. This goyim shit is in-fucking-sane. Four feet of fake pine needles for a hundred bucks. Get the hell out.

I saw that and IMMEDIATELY thought:

And there is no bigger ass. Also, she has a large posterior.

Oooh! Sweatpants tucked INTO socks. This man is my new hero.

The opening scene had me do a double take ...when did Zach Galafinafinagalafinakis get a yellow Lambo?

Also, I just got an Audi S6 (with the it's-almost-a-lamborghini V10) and seeing this made me cringe even more than it made Vetter-drivin' Sonny Patel cringe.

1998 VW Passat TDI

I believe that two were ever brought to the US.

I'm sorry for you, but I'm f*cking DYING over here. My coworkers want to know what's so funny.

I'm sorry for you, but I'm f*cking DYING over here. My coworkers want to know what's so funny.

Dennis Munson wasn't ONLY failed by his corner. There's video of the entire fight readily available online (he doesn't die in the ring, but at the hospital later). The promoter failed, the ref failed. The fight doctor failed. It's ugly and sad.

As for this fight, yeah, the Ugandan corner knew (or very firmly believed)…

So ...you're saying that Dickchicken might not be serious?

Damn.

I don't watch many fights these days, but dear sweet baby Jesus in a tiny canoe how can anyone say that they acted correctly in this fight? There's a point about halfway through the second where this kid is DONE. Not gassed, not started strong and faded, not whatever. He's done.

Why would I do research, form a coherent thought, or spell check my posts before hitting "publish"?

I'll see your :-) and raise you a :-P

You had me at Cardassians.

What I took away from your post: You were at Home Depot on your birthday.

WHY?! Unless you were buying tools (which are always awesome), why were you working on your birthday? That sucks.

Side note: yeah, my math is 100% theoretical/hypothetical from a world in which the Pentastar built cars that don't fall apart 20…

I get it. I do. That, however, is not going to stop me from arguing.

Depreciation on a 2014 Chrysler 200 is (from Cars.com) estimated as follows:
Year 1 - 46.0% of MSRP
Year 2 - 6.0% of MSRP
Year 3 - 5.5% of MSRP
Year 4 - 5.0% of MSRP
Year 5 - 4.5% of MSRP

In the first 4 years, the car should depreciate by 62.5% from the…

The better question is...do you want to be making car payments for 4 years after your bumper-to-bumper warranty and 2 years after your power-train warranty runs out on a Chrysler?

There's an income tax treaty between the US and Sweden that effectively says Jacobson pays ZERO in US taxes. If he is sponsored by a non-US company, he submits form W-8BEN to the payer (the WSOP in this case, I think) and gets to pocket the full ten mil.

I don't know Swedish tax law that well. His winnings are likely…

+internets for the Walter Peck comment.

Rucksack, backpack, knapsack, and the like.

Dead meat? If you get hit by a truck it's pink mist.