Canyon-eeeeeeeRRRRROOOOOOO!

Does no one here watch Doctor Who? This past week's season finale "Death in Heaven" will have you thinking twice about donation.

(I'm kidding.)

"Jeebus, man. You didn't need to hit 'im THAT hard." - Adrian Peterson

Because racecar.
Also, that's 100% street legal.

It's as if they distilled the essence of Miami Vice and everything great from '80s, added a Testarossa and made magic.

Drew, I posted this on Fb back in September. My guess is that you and I are not friends on the Facebook and, thus, you did not see it. This is how I propose (might need tweaking - or twerking) to address the plague of bad behavior amongst NFLers.

"FIRST!" - Kevin Ware's leg

In a world of smart phone cameras you really can't get away with anything anymore, not even delivering some snickers bars to your friends via a $10M government issue chopper.

Ha! Windy City. Used to live about 10 miles from there and work about 5 miles from there.

Also, Hey! Orange Mustang.

Kilmer's finest hour? I'm not even in the movie and it's MY finest hour. I love this movie so much.

Hell, my cousin (Dad's cousin? Dad's cousin's kid? Some sort of family.) is in that OTHER Wyatt Earp movie (Waterworld-minus-the-water) and I like this one better.

I remember when this was the plot to an episode of South Park.

Apparently, so does this player.

I LOL'd then I had a sad.

Bought a 2008 V10 Audi like a week and a half ago.
Drove it about 1,000 miles.
Something in the coolant assembly (water pump? misc hoses? thermostat?) went kerplooey. Still waiting to hear what warranty company will cover.

Short answer: CALL first, THEN film.

Long answer:

I've seen this and worse (though fortunately never the crash portion of it). I get a plate number (and state) then I back the hell off while I call 911 on speaker.

Post a sign on the outside of the glass: "Free Stroller, ring apt XYZ for information."

Be sure to also post it on Craigslist and make sure to note that they can ring the bell anytime between 4pm and midnight.

Also call the fire marshall.
And the landlord.
And post on Craigslist ...

Wait, I think I said that already.

I think you're agreeing with the second part of what I wrote?

I fully endorse the use, understanding, and construction of amortization tables. If built properly, it's no problem to add an annual increase to your rent/mortgage/payment and watch the months simply melt away!

(Did I start channeling Billy Mays at the end…

Wouldn't it simplify your search to use the previously-reference INDEX/MATCH functions?

I live my life in Excel. In addition to doing probably 80% of my work-work with Excel, I run scenario analyses and the like at home (big-ticket stuff) with it. Additionally, my checkbook is in Excel. I can look back over the last ten years and see what I've spent on gas/electric, property taxes, and so on.

In addition…

Appliance stores

Price matching on big-ticket items.

I recently bought a new appliance for my kitchen. My wife liked the customer service at a ...nicer store in the northern suburbs of Chicago, so we bought from the nice place. I talked to the salesperson about terms of payment (that's a tip for later) and they brought…

I'd have to amend the ask ...

Do you still give a discount if I do a cartwheel? Does that include the ambulance ride, or do I have to cover that?

Izuna, using the doll, can you show the jury exactly where the bad man touched you?

(Sorry, had to.)