Everything old is new again. Alphanumeric with numbers for size/spot in the lineup and characters for type of vehicle and something else for performance variants?

Mazda(speed)3, Mazda(speed)6, CX5, CX7, CX9
Audi A4/S4, A6/S6/RS6, A8/S8, (S)Q5, Q7
BMW 1xx, 3xx, 4xx, 5xx, 6xx, 7xx(i)(L)
MB C, CL, CLK, CLS, E, M, R, S (three…

Actually, grab your significant other's conditioner. Not the shampoo, they other stuff that we never use because we (guys) can't figure out what it does.

Shampoo makes bubbles. You don't want that. Conditioner restores ...something. And that something is fairly slippery.

Another issue is that the brick will eventually dissolve and the eroded bits will go into your toilet bowl, turning it a funky rust color. There's potential there to gum up the works (as it were). There are a couple of options ...

(1) Wrap the brick in foil. Place foil-wrapped brick into zip-top plastic bag and seal…

That's 9 (left) and 5 (right, missing an eye). Yes, both are from the feature 9 (which started as a short what seems like a million years ago).

entire response deleted because I'm a dumb

A few years ago, a hockey-loving white Jewish guy from Chicago married a hockey-loving Mexican Catholic gal from Las Cruces (NM). The wedding itself was fairly standard (church, guy in white robes who muttered a lot, etc). The reception, however, featured a DIY taco bar and it was the greatest thing ever. Anyone who…

If this were my average day, I would quit my job, take the necessary training and be a firefighter immediately.

That said, my uncle is a retired Fire Captain and my cousin (other side of the family) was recently promoted to Battalion Chief. I have mad respect for anyone who does this for a living. Stay safe out there,…

Captain, YOU are fucking awesome. I salute you, O Captain, My Captain.

Jay Leno wants his "Jay Leno's Garage" uniform back.

What Real Dudes Think of the Men's Section on Blake Lively's Website

The only correct answer is: "Am I getting paid to review this ...because otherwise there's no way I will scroll through any part of this garbage."

I would also accept: "What's a 'Blake Lively'? And why do I care?"

"That would make for some quality Olympic hide-and-seek."

I'm all for forming professional hide-and-seek teams, perhaps by metropolis (Chicago, Boston, LA, NYC ...whatever other cities there are in the US). The Tech building on the Campus of Northwestern University (Evanston, IL - a bit north of Chicago) is one of the…

Sorry ...mathematically OCD (my job did it to me!), but I have to point out:

Hawaiian shirt worn 1 day per year = 1 / 365 = 0.27%.

"I agree with both the article and this comment."

That may very well be the nicest thing anyone on the internet has ever said to me.

Me reading this review: chuckle, chuckle, snicker, chuckle.

Thor, you want to know what part of the Fitbit system (wearable + website) actually motivates me? I'm friends with exactly one person through Fitbit. That person is a coworker, a neighbor, and an actual, IRL friend. She is crazy active.

I am not. So, every time I jump on the Fitbit page to log my meals (I'm actively…

From inside the car.

Thank you all, have a lovely weekend!
(It's rally team Hässler/Suhl at the Frankische Schweiz.)

Unfortunately, you're technically correct. Many law sources will say that a "child" is someone under the age of fourteen, that a "minor" is someone between 14 and 18, and that an "adult" is someone 18 or older.

That said, Minnesota's statute is pretty damned clear ...

1) A minor is anyone under the age of 18. This girl…

Chow Yun Fat did it better. (The Corruptor - 1999)

Android: We've previously talked about home maintenance app Brightnest. The service allows you to specify certain facts about your home and living situation, then get tips for how to maintain your home. It's like your own, personalized Lifehacker.

Mumbai ...is that anywhere near Bombay? ;-)