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And that 70 mph limit only went into effect in 2014. From about Schaumburg to Rockford, I-90 is almost dead straight and dead flat. You can do 90 with ease and never have to worry about turning the wheel. However, the state knows that you can do that, so they stuck with the 65 limit. Easy money on the toll roads.

And

I'm going to say that the Galactic Empire did't recruit so much as it did "press into service". When the 501st landed on your planet, took all of the able-bodied men, and told them to serve "unless we want to have another Alderaan" ...you played along.

And yes, I know that they would have been grabbing new soldiers

Yes. Yes it is.

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(Rock Star &) Professor Brian Cox hosts a Night with the Stars, originally aired on BBC. He spends an hour explaining wave theory, particles, the universe, and other minor topics. It's sincere, funny, educational, and all-around great.

Immaterial witness remembers minute details from 20 years earlier ...which no one ever asked about before.

I see what you did there.
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Was Cinderella the original gold-digger? She's this poor girl dressed in rags & stuck in the basement washing dishes.

Four years after leaving the University, Michael returned to Vandy because someone called and said he had a problem with his "minor". He thought they were talking about his degree. He thought he just needed some additional credits. He thought it would be quick and painless.

Yeah the YRG (yoga for regular guys!) workout is good. It's not necessarily that it's better than any other system, but I've found it to be more motivating. Page knows who and what he is. He knows why people will watch the series. And, honestly, the man knows how to work the microphone. He was never the best on the

Vigorous wanking motion? If that, Mr. Howard, is vigorous ...how did I not burst into flames by the age of thirteen?

"Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have."
Everyone laughed at me when I showed up in my Batman costume.

In all seriousness, I've never had an interview where I wasn't wearing a tie. Most companies I've been with, I knew someone there first and if I didn't, I researched the corporate culture. I've worked on

Thank you, Dr. Hartstein. I work in the healthcare industry (not "medicine", strictly speaking, more on health outcomes due to pharma or similar interventions at the patient level). My sister is an ICU nurse. My friend is an LDRP nurse who has recently moved over to non-chemo infusion. I have nurses and doctors on my

Remember, Chicago - also city of 3+ million - which has three major airports within 50 miles, two major rail systems in place, and a billion miles (roughly) of finished highways leading to and from the city and surrounding areas, lost the 2016 bid to Rio.

Wait wait wait ...I need to give you my address. I seem to have lost my invitation to the floating blackjack hooker paradise you were describing.

This.

NO. Please do not insert rimshot.