Lenny Kravitz has never had a bad hair day in his whole entire life. 

negative 50 points for writing about Lenny Kravitz and not shoehorn-ing in a reference to the time that his dick blasted out of his pants.

Isn't Kourtney Kardashian too "ethnic" for John Mayer's David Duke dick? 

If I had Leo’s money I’d sure as fuck be buying dinosaur bones.

Can we discuss how insufferable we do/do not find Man Repeller these days?

It’s very strange to me that she’s regarded as a good actress. In every film from the professional through this hot garbage, her “acting” is just looking kind of like Audrey Hepburn from the side.

Jesus, they’re making a THIRD Joker movie?!

I do think he’s hot... I think... but I also think that what’s off about him is how perfectly manicured he always is. He’s like Hot R&Bot 2k18.

He’s SUCH a thirsty dork.

Excuse you but where is Hot Duck? Hot Duck lives for the attention and has practically taken over NYC all while pretending he doesn’t care.

Dear Offset and every other guy who either dumped a woman or mistreated a woman enough to run her off,

Funny how worried he is about disrespecting a man, but he has no problem doing far worse to women.

Wow, I feel like I should have an Ariana Grande bucks you up tape or something.

Ariana’s speech was really touching. Some highlights:

Dude is using an MLK quote to make himself feel better about being an asshole and getting justifiably kicked around for refusing to apologize? As if that’s what MLK intended when he said that quote. Boy, bye. 

It’s been two days, so can we safely assume that y’all are just not gonna mention the fact that Lena Dunham confessed to lying in order to discredit an underage black rape victim. 

One day he may get a funeral of his own, but not today!

While I think sex addiction is real, celebrities definitely ran that into the ground. 

It is amazing how men like Offset have managed to convince society they are helpless sex addicts, always at the mercy of their genitals. What a scam. It is just contempt. They feel entitled to getting their every whim fulfilled with utter disregard for their partners and children. They don’t give a shit. That’s all.