I hope you have had them all framed in tasteful black oak, to have as a surprise display on your coffin at your funeral.

something about this joan collins story bugs me.

He was really, really good in Call Me By Your Name. And he’s pretty self deprecating. I’ll save my scorn for more deserving targets (LEO).

Aren’t eggs the most feminist food?

Madonna is a such a petty, insecure asshole. She feeds off of negativity and conflict. I’m sure it just kills her that Lady Gaga is getting so much praise for this role and will probably be nominated for an Oscar. Something Madonna could never accomplish.

I’m landing firmly in the “go home” camp on this one.

They’ve played this whole thing off as so cutesy, and the media has gobbled it up. But it reeks of excess and now I’m just generally turned off.

Baguette seems like a name more suitable for a dachshund, but - Manolo! Damn, that Manolo is looking scrumptious. What was I talking about?

when i was in middle school my friend and I would straight up drink the VS“strawberries & champagne” lip gloss cuz we thought there was actual champagne in it.

LG: I know she’s mean

God gave him a civil war cannon for a penis and an old JC Penney catalog he found on the railroad tracks for a brain.

She’s really going for it, and I love her.

The rest of Jameela’s response is highly worth a read too

“Cardi responded via her Instagram story: “I will never sh–t my pants cause there’s public bathrooms everywhere … ooo and bushes.””

What the fuck? No wonder Kim turned this shit down. She’s had to endure enough embarrasing storylines. Remember her humping around, half naked in a conservative, Muslim country? I’m beginning to think they were intentionally trying to embarrass Kim by writing more and more salacious and vulgar storylines for her to…

Also, this is what the baby who played Brady looks like now, in case you were curious.

Could do without the snark re: Amanda Bynes. If you read the whole article, she talks about her more general issues with body dysphoria. I have nothing but sympathy and compassion for a woman who grewup on screen while women’s weights and appearances are being constantly picked over and scrutinised. It sounds…

I like that she has good support system and how she is self aware and apologetic about her past. 

Also Lauren, using the one image that Amanda Bynes had issues with that sent her into a body dysphoric shame spiral seems a little unnecessarily cruel, no?  

She is brave and clearly come out the other side. She was ahead of her time and at the height of the paparazzi craze.  She’s a cautionary tale to other celebrities who use drugs and tweet (ahem Elon Musk & Roseanne Barr).